copcarguyp71
Well-Known Member
I would have the RFID bracelet thingies keep track of whenever you enter the bathroom. After a certain number of entries in a day (3 if you're off property, 5 if you're on) you would be unable to flush, thus conserving water. Now, you may be entering a bathroom from time to time without using a potty, so there would be cameras scattered about recording. Since your RFID chip would record the time you entered the bathroom (say those tucked away behind Pirates of the Caribbean) you could call one of the bathroom monitors and say, "I know I'm at my potty usage limit, but if you watch the recording of my 9:53 AM entry into bathroom such and such you will see that I did not do any flushing of significance. I'm the guy in the blue blazer and the festive holiday tie." They could then credit your potty usage account with a credit re-enabling you to flush. Simple really. It would fix the parks by conserving water, forcing people to think before engaging in biological functions, and create shorter lines making "tinkle time" a more efficient experience for all.
Perhaps this much water savings would allow them to turn the various fountains around the parks and resorts back on...capital thinking!
Also, perhaps we can put stationary bikes in the queues that are tied to a central generator system that is tied into the smart phone and ECV charging stations and make it mandatory that you generate enough electricity to recharge at least 10 tablets or one ECV to be able to ride your ride....of course Fastpass holders would only need to shuffle across a carpet long enough to generate sufficient static electricity to wave the Ellen AA's arm once in UOE. I know this is a plan that management and guests can agree on
EDIT: Oh for the love of Thor's hammer....a type of long fiber carpet is now on the naughty list????