There are SO many people who just don't get it. They go to Disney and had a horrible time and they just cannot for the life of them understand why on earth you are going again for oh, say the 15th time. Which leads to the inevitable incredulous question "You're going to Disney AGAIN?!" at which point you just want to scream and the idea of chocking said person enters your mind. But you quickly squash all feelings of wrath because YES you ARE going to Disney again, far, far away from this miserable assclown in front of you.
One of the said assclowns? My stepmother. Actually, my Dad, stepmother, stepbrother and brother. All of whom made the extremely WISE decision to take their first trip to our beloved mouse in early August. (No, I was not consulted on this insanity). When we told them that we were getting married in Disney next October, we were assaulted with "WHY?!" and how badly it sucked. Lines are too long, it's too hot, things are too expensive, IT RAINS EVERYDAY, the list was endless. These people "just don't get it". They don't know what a fastpass is, they don't know that no, it does not rain everyday in October, it actually is quite nice and not too hot. They don't know the beauty of taking a break by the pool. No, these people are park commandos who try to do one park in one day and end up running themselves into the ground waiting in every single long like because why? "They just don't get it".
Now in planning a wedding, I've been on the Knot planning boards a lot. There are tons of nice people there who just want to talk weddings. And as a bride, that's pretty much all I really want to talk about right now anyhow so it's right up my alley. I came across people who have called me names for having a Disney wedding, saying we are too immature to be married if our wedding is in Disney. Again, they "just don't get it". They don't realize there's a separate wedding pavilion, or that we met there doing the College Program in 1999 and it's significant to us. All they think of when they think Disney is kid stuff, the dumbo ride, meeting characters. Hell, they think Mickey will be walking me down the aisle (though a great idea, Mickey will not be making an appearance during the festivities).
Which leads me to the reason for my rant today. Someone actually posted "Anyone else not into Disney?" to which over 20+ people replied as to why their kids will never go feed the corporate giant that is the Disney Co. and why they hope "to God" that they never have to set foot in Disney World in their lifetime.
Well, for the rest of us sane people in the world who can embrace our inner child, know that Disney is one of the most romantic places on earth to vacation, know the tricks, don't wait in long lines, don't auction their first born to afford their vacation, for those of us with common sense and a sense of humor, let us come together and THANK GOD THESE PEOPLE KEEP THEIR MISERABLE SELVES AT HOME. Good riddance, more turkey legs and frunch juice for the rest of us!!
One of the said assclowns? My stepmother. Actually, my Dad, stepmother, stepbrother and brother. All of whom made the extremely WISE decision to take their first trip to our beloved mouse in early August. (No, I was not consulted on this insanity). When we told them that we were getting married in Disney next October, we were assaulted with "WHY?!" and how badly it sucked. Lines are too long, it's too hot, things are too expensive, IT RAINS EVERYDAY, the list was endless. These people "just don't get it". They don't know what a fastpass is, they don't know that no, it does not rain everyday in October, it actually is quite nice and not too hot. They don't know the beauty of taking a break by the pool. No, these people are park commandos who try to do one park in one day and end up running themselves into the ground waiting in every single long like because why? "They just don't get it".
Now in planning a wedding, I've been on the Knot planning boards a lot. There are tons of nice people there who just want to talk weddings. And as a bride, that's pretty much all I really want to talk about right now anyhow so it's right up my alley. I came across people who have called me names for having a Disney wedding, saying we are too immature to be married if our wedding is in Disney. Again, they "just don't get it". They don't realize there's a separate wedding pavilion, or that we met there doing the College Program in 1999 and it's significant to us. All they think of when they think Disney is kid stuff, the dumbo ride, meeting characters. Hell, they think Mickey will be walking me down the aisle (though a great idea, Mickey will not be making an appearance during the festivities).
Which leads me to the reason for my rant today. Someone actually posted "Anyone else not into Disney?" to which over 20+ people replied as to why their kids will never go feed the corporate giant that is the Disney Co. and why they hope "to God" that they never have to set foot in Disney World in their lifetime.
Well, for the rest of us sane people in the world who can embrace our inner child, know that Disney is one of the most romantic places on earth to vacation, know the tricks, don't wait in long lines, don't auction their first born to afford their vacation, for those of us with common sense and a sense of humor, let us come together and THANK GOD THESE PEOPLE KEEP THEIR MISERABLE SELVES AT HOME. Good riddance, more turkey legs and frunch juice for the rest of us!!
Wow. 
I'll have to change that) is asking "Don't you get tired of going there? What's so good about it?" Blah blah blah... I'd like to call him an assclown myself!! Haha, just kidding- I do love him but I'll have to put the Disney back in him. 
