lborne
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According to my drivers license, but my mind is still that of a 10 yr old - how else can you explain my obsession with Kryssa?Halfling418 said:Is everyone here 12 years old?![]()
I had no life before her.Halfling418 said:Obsession is a real mental problem--when you think about something so often that it disrupts your life. :lol:
Been there, done that. Those runway model types are high maintenance whiners and hate getting their hair messed up on Splash Mountain. I want bubbly cute Kryssa. High energy has its advantages, if you know what I mean. My current wife is an accountant - can you say "boring".Halfling418 said:Well if you're gonna leave your wife over some face on the TV screen, make it a hot girl at least.
God I hope she was not acting in the video. I hope that is the real Kryssa for whom I've fallen in love. Plus, when she is with me there will be no time for jobs. She'll be too busy taking care of all the kids we have (note to self - stock up on Ritalin).Halfling418 said:And the reason she's not on IMDB is because she can't act. Her job involves no talent. I mean, if you like that in a girl, go find Vanna. She's so much older than Kryssa, but still hotter. :hammer:
No one can stop me from seeing her. She would never call the police on me, her true love. You don't think they would hit me with their batons, do you? I'm real sensative to pain and bruise easily.Halfling418 said:And I suggest you leave Kryssa alone...you are not her soulmate, and I'm sure she wouldn't want someone who is stalking her anyway.
I am just having fun too - I hope everyone is getting that. I guess I got tired of reading about vacation planning tips and how much everyone misses AE.Halfling418 said:Haha, don't get mad, I was just having a bit of fun. Plus, I speak the truth. :drevil: