Totally agree; I wish I had more likes to give. Oh, and a small amendment to #4...
4) You are annoying me and everyone that has the displeasure of standing directly behind you. That iSore you
think is the size of a phone is actually quite large and blocks out a good portion of the show for those of us with the sense not to use a friggin' tablet to record fireworks.
It takes all my willpower not to 'accidentally' bump into one of these fools hard enough to knock their precious, overpriced iPad to the ground, and then work up my best "oops" face:
Sorry, I was just trying to see the show!