Wow. I was completely off guard for that guys outrage. ______ off??? ouch!
Anyway, I like IOA as a park but the theming is subpar. While a lot of people will go over saying how beautiful it is, I have a slightly different opinion.
Marvel Super Hero Island: Great rides. But what is with the cut-outs of the superhero's flying around? Are they supposed to "give life" to an island that's supposed to be a city? if you stare at them long enough, you realize they don't move.
Heres an outrageous idea: Hire streetmosphere/stuntman characters (not just the meet-n-greets) to spontaneously hold battles throughout the day. I'd love for a random fight to break out between a wandering Sabre Tooth and Wolverine.
They did do this the opening year, but it was only a small show with Wolverine, Professor X, and some guy with a gun that sprayed smoke. It's a pale shadow to what they could do...
ANYONE REMEMBER THE OLD MARVEL SHOW HELD AT UNIVERSAL STUDIOS before IOA even opened?? The stage actually still exists near the old Ghostbusters firehouse (which should have been left labeled, at least!) That's what I'm talking about.
The artwork is good however.
Toon Lagoon: Another Island full of statues and cut-outs of characters that don't move. It is nicely decorated, but when they said "tour your favorite comic book character's place", I expected something along the lines of Toon Town. Dudly Do-Right is poorly done inside (though the facade is awesome). Popeye's is done just right.
JP: This is my favorite themed island for theming. Lack of good attractions, but it is wonderfully landscaped. They need outside covered animatronics to make it seem like a live island.
The JP visitor center is NOT a good re-creation from the movie. The perspective on the roof huts is all wrong and the front is horribly done.
Lost Continent- Luscious with detail, but the buck stopped at the Dueling Dragons queue. The outlay of the ride, while wonderously thrilling, is merely a mess of steel structure when seen at the entrance. While a coaster is basically this ( a mess of steel), there's usually a rhyme and reason to every curve, or a symmetry that makes it stunning to look at. When you enter the gate (past the dueling dragon statues) your view should look at something spectacular, but instead your focused on a mere corkscrew of the ride. This should have been a frame, like Main Street and Cinderella's castle)
Anyway, the rest of the island is spectacularly done, especially Poseidon's Fury facade and Mythos.
Suess Landing is wonderful! Its a colorful adaptation of Dr. Suess' work. My only complaint is that they need to do something with the "Sylvester Monkey McBean's Unusual Driving Machines". IS this the "Rocket Rods" of IOA or What??
I do like the little car that occasionally is seen driving the track.
Port of Entry: most overlooked area. Nicely done (love the Hyperion touch to the large store near the gate, and the little details like "Fire Dept. closed: Moving closer to water" gag.
IOA is wonderful park, but its no Magic Kingdom to me. Theme wise.