Imagination! Being Replaced w. Dr. Doof?

DisneyGentleman

Well-Known Member
Future World 2020

Faceship Mirth
Narrated by Kim Kardashian, the history of communication is described as “duller than my TV show… until the cellphone arrived”. The ride culminates in a 360 degree celebration of the selfie “it took 2000 years to finally get it right”. Hosted by Instagram.

Adventures in Empty Space
Narrated by Miley Cyrus, Buzzy takes us through her day to see what is really going on inside her head. In "The Making of Me" Joan Rivers talks about the wonders of plastic surgery, and in "Body Wars" we learn about the terrors of implant surgery gone horribly wrong. Hosted by Implant Surgery Lawyers, LLC.

Universe of Synergy
In the preshow, hear the theme "Radok of the Lost Art". Then Bob Iger and the unique moving theater take us on a wild tale of all the new things Disney is into in an hour-long highlight of the Disney annual report. See an audio-animatronic Bob fend off corporate raiders that are real "dinosaurs". Synergy makes the world go round!

World of Promotion
The same script as Universe of Synergy, this time narrated by Marty Sklar. You learn about something called "Edumatainment", where they neither educate you nor entertain you, but sure suck your wallets dry. After listening to this, you'll sure be humming "It's Fun to be Free".

Desolation!
Imagination – nope. Excitement – nuh uh. In the ultimate dark ride, we experience 15 minutes of complete silence and total darkness. Is that a skunk I smell? No, the guy in the next car didn't shower. Hosted by Phineas and Re-Ferb.

The Dying Seas
Surrounded by a million gallon tank, this is a 30 minute self-guided tour highlighting all that is the excitement of water. No fish, no animals... just wonderful, wonderful water. And enjoy the excitement of the Hydrolator, where you get sprayed with real water mist. Hosted by Aquafina.

Omission Space
Train for a flight into space with a US space program that actually can't launch anyone into space. Gary Sinese quietly sobs in a corner.

The Bland
A celebration of fast food. If you want empty calories, this is the place for it. "Living with the Lard" is a boat ride highlighting the history of High Fructose Corn Sweetener. A very special 4-D presentation "Halitosis" is a celebration of odors, good and bad. And don't miss "Snorin" where you get to recline in comfy easy chairs while dozing in front of a 40 foot tall screen. Note that there is a minimum weight requirement for admission. Hosted by Wendy's.
 
Last edited:

Figment2005

Well-Known Member
Future World 2020
Faceship Mirth
Narrated by Kim Kardashian, the history of communication is described as “duller than my TV show… until the cellphone arrived”. The ride culminates in a 360 degree celebration of the selfie “it took 2000 years to finally get it right”.

Adventures in Empty Space
Narrated by Miley Cyrus, Buzzy takes us through her day to see what is really going on inside her head.

Universe of Synergy
Bob Iger and the unique moving theater take us on a wild tale of all the new things Disney is into in an hour-long highlight of the Disny annual report.

World of Promotion
The same script as Universe of Synergy, this time narrated by Marty Sklar.

Journey into Pure Devastation
Imagination – no. Excitement – no. In the ultimate dark ride, we experience 10 minutes of complete silence and total darkness. Is that a skunk I smell? No, the guy in the nest car didn't shower. Hosted by Phineas and Re-Ferb.

The Dying Seas
Surrounded by a million gallon tank, this is a 30 minute self-guided tour highlighting all that is the excitement of water. No fish, no animals... just wonderful, wonderful water.

Omission Space
Train for a flight into space with a US space program that has no way to launch anyone into space. Gary Sinese quietly sobs in a corner.

The Bland
A celebration of fast food. If you want empty calories, this is the place for it. Note that there is a minimum weight requirement for admission.
Pure genius
 

Bairstow

Well-Known Member
The upcoming Big Hero 6. Pretty sure that's not covered in Universal's Marvel licenses.

Ooh, good call.

Big-Hero-6-Disney.jpg
 

RedFurredCadet

Active Member
Future World 2020
Adventures in Empty Space
Narrated by Miley Cyrus, Buzzy takes us through her day to see what is really going on inside her head. In "The Making of Me" Joan Rivers talks about the wonders of plastic surgery, and in "Body Wars" we learn about the terrors of implant surgery gone horribly wrong. Hosted by Implant Surgery Lawyers, LLC.

Plot twist, Buzzy gets fired and gets demoted to Intestinal.
 

Can we go yet?

Active Member
Nemo's The Seas pavilion
Ellen's Energy Adventure pavilion
Phineas and Ferb's Imagination pavilion
The Three Caballeros' Mexico pavilion
Simba's The Land pavilion
Olaf's Norway pavilion
Remy's France pavilion
Mulan's China pavilion
Pinocchio's Italy pavilion
Alice's United Kingdom pavilion
Aladdin's Morocco pavilion
Snow White's Germany pavilion
Hercules's Spaceship Earth pavilion
WALL*E's Mission: SPACE pavilion
Amos the Mouse's American Adventure pavilion
Rutt & Tuke's Canada pavilion
Mater's Test Track pavilion

Git 'r done.
Lol, how awful! But I thought Remy was kicked out of Les Chefs De France a few months ago?
 

Wikkler

Well-Known Member
Disney needs to make a new 3D movie and the WDI attraction about the future of the Disney Parks around the world!
You're saying a 3D version of Do the Must Do's? :confused:

HI I'M SQUEAKER VOICE AND LET'S DO THE MUST DO'S IN 3-DDDDDDD! I AM SO EXCITED!
THE FIRST MUST DO IS THE MOVIE YOU'RE WATCHING! ALWAYS DO THAT WHEN YOU GO TO EPCOT!

Also an AA attraction about the future of Disney parks that needs to be updated every decade? No thanks that's too much for Team Disney Overpriced.
 

ford91exploder

Resident Curmudgeon
You keep bringing this up.
Why are you so convinced Disney is turning Epcot into a casino?

Because attraction by attraction EPCOT is being closed, With Imagination being the latest exemplar, Innoventions West is empty. Disney likes money and Casino gaming makes money hand over fist. Its logical if a bit unpleasant.

What do you think TWDC plans for EPCOT?
 

Fable McCloud

Well-Known Member
Listen, this wouldn't be my first choice to re-do imagination, but Imagination desperately needs attention, the show is great for Imagination, for encouraging creativity, and playing, and all sorts of great messages for kids while actually being funny and witty.

I have no idea if this is true or not, but like someone else said, the Imagination pavilion right now, is terrible, it needs attention. This idea doesn't make me want to gag, so at this point I'd say go for it.

I completely agree, and who says we couldn't throw Figment in there as well. I could see him having fun with Phineas and Ferb, and again, Imagination is in awful shape.

It's basically the lesser of the horrible options. They could leave it as it is, which is a mess. They could restore the original pavilion, which would be outdated and probably not as appealing, or they could revamp to something more interesting. Right now, kids like Phineas and Ferb. Parents do to, because it doesn't treat kids like they're dumb. Let's hope this is for the better.

Just keep Figment please. :)
 

WondersOfLife

Blink, blink. Breathe, breathe. Day in, day out.
One of my friends is a Disney Ambassador, and he said top-execs were walking around Imagination! in Epcot the other day. He told me there is the potential for the Imagination! pavilion being re-vamped/re-done again to reflect Heinz Doofenschmirtz as the central figure of the ride- using both his elaborately bad "inators" and real education to provide a new ride opportunity for guests. At the end would be not only the hands-on area for people to try out his "inators" in a 3-d environment (think Toy Story Mania), but there would also be his Lab where you can purchase all different flavors of the drinks they are currently testing around World Showcase.

Anyone else have any more on this? I think It's brilliant if it is true. If I hear more from my friend, I'll be sure to send updates.

This is EXACTLY what I wanted the pavilion to be re-themed to almost about like a year ago!!!

Buuuuuuuttttt..... I really don't want to see Figment go. Where is he going? He better go somewhere. He better still exist. He is important. He is my childhood.
 

Register on WDWMAGIC. This sidebar will go away, and you'll see fewer ads.

Back
Top Bottom