The Empress Lilly
Well-Known Member
The buildup to Mansion stinks nowadays.I figured the interactive queue was a little kiddish, since I've noticed WDW vets seem to like interactive queues. I was a little shocked to hear some fans disliking Mansion's queue. I assumed it took away the creepy aspect... Guess I was right.
Why are there vending carts in the queue?!?! Are they there everyday or do they come and go?
The experience has been infantilised, cartoonified, and destroyed. On your left, they closed the Mike Fink Keelboats. A WDW original that added much atmosphere to Liberty Square and the river. In its place, a new mismatching building was erected that houses a visa card kiosk, where Disney employees try to abuse your holiday spirit to steal money from you.
On your right, in place of a graveyard there now looms Rapunzel's tower over 17th century northeast America.
So much for the short, but important walk away from civilisation and up the Hudson river, to the Mansion. Once in the queue, there is clutter everywhere, from vending carts to a hearse to silly interactive elements that hold nobody's interest for more than two seconds.
Once, you entered the Mansion through the family crypt, wolves howling in the distance. Now, you are told a dumb backstory about a cartoon family dwelling there. All that's missing is Eddie Murphy popping up.
Oh, and they placed two huge trees in front of the mansion, which can thus hardly been seen anymore.