figmentmom
Well-Known Member
Christy, *huggles* and best wishes on your brother-in-law's up-coming surgery (yes, I'm saying the novena!), hope the grandparents feel better soon, and *ACHOO!* lots of sympathy on the cold front from a fellow-sufferer!
Originally posted by MouseMadness
LOL! Thanks, ladies! (and gentlemen). I'm going to see grandma and grandpa tonight, and the surgery is in a week. We'll see how it goes... Happy Easter to everybody, if I don't see you before then!
:wave:
:brick: Originally posted by MerHearted
#@*#&#*@($^@%@&!!!
I just got summoned to jury duty! Gah! I did that two years ago, it was the longest day of my life! Noooooo!!!:brick:
That's it, time to assume raving lunatic mode.
Lawyer: Do you feel you can unbiasly observe the facts and come up with a fair verdict?
Vince: HELL NO!
Lawyer: Why not, do you have some form of prejudice?
Vince: Damn straight! I'm prejudice against white people, black people, asian people, latino people, you name it, I don't like it!![]()
Lawyer: Ummm... aren't you Asian?
Vince: Pffft... sucka, I'm a mermaid! Princess of the sea! Or are you too stupid to see that?
Lawyer: Uhh... you're dismissed.
Vince: Yeah, that's what I thought! *leaves the room*
Originally posted by WDWFREAK53
Lawyer: Bailiff...take this man...er...fish away
Vince: What??? I don't want to go to jail...I want to be where the people are...I wanna see...wanna see em dancing...walking along down the...what's that word???
Bailiff: Umm...street?
Vince: THAT'S IT!!! SEE...MR. BAILIFF KNOWS WHAT I MEAN!
Judge: Send him to the asylum.
Vince: NOOOOO...although...Belle's dad might be there
:lookaroun
Originally posted by MerHearted
If I go wearing a fin and a seashell bikini, you think they'll just not even bother and let me go home? :lol:
Originally posted by figmentmom
Happy Holidays to all! We're leaving tomorrow for a week on the Gulf coast of Florida - you warmed up the beaches for us, right, Mad and Katie? - so it's going to be a week of computer silence!
(...now don't talk about me while I'm gone...) :lookaroun :lol:
Originally posted by MerHearted
#@*#&#*@($^@%@&!!!
I just got summoned to jury duty! Gah! I did that two years ago, it was the longest day of my life! Noooooo!!!:brick:
That's it, time to assume raving lunatic mode.
Lawyer: Do you feel you can unbiasly observe the facts and come up with a fair verdict?
Vince: HELL NO!
Lawyer: Why not, do you have some form of prejudice?
Vince: Damn straight! I'm prejudice against white people, black people, asian people, latino people, you name it, I don't like it!![]()
Lawyer: Ummm... aren't you Asian?
Vince: Pffft... sucka, I'm a mermaid! Princess of the sea! Or are you too stupid to see that?
Lawyer: Uhh... you're dismissed.
Vince: Yeah, that's what I thought! *leaves the room*
Originally posted by joefox97
But why is the rum gone?
Originally posted by JBSLJames
Pre-emptive *huggles* for the Phillies as the Reds come in and spoil their home opener in their new ball park.
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