How would you make your least favorite attraction even worse?

[mimitchi33]

Monsters Inc Bore Floor

Scenario: An imagineer at WDI mistakenly reads a memo, add a Monsters Inc Door ride, with add a Monsters Inc Bore ride.

A project is then undertaken to refurbish the Laugh Floor as the Bore Floor...where the entire attraction is Roz teaching scare safety training for 1 hour by reading from a manual.

Sounds like this would be a chore to sit through, even more so than that Ellen show they have over at EPCOT.

 

[atigs]

Easy--Take out the air conditioning in Ellen's Universe of Energy.

 

[Disney.Mike]

They could add a FP+ line to SGE to get you into the misery faster...

 

[WEDwaydatamover]

I would add a 3rd theater to Stitch's Great Escape.

 

[WondersOfLife]

Have the Enchanted Tiki Room be invaded by shoe-horning in some Disney characters to...... Oh wait...

 

[WondersOfLife]

They could add a FP+ line to SGE to get you into the misery faster...

How could you get in faster if* the standby wait would always be the same wait as the FP+...? NO length.

 

[Vaughn4380]

Replace the Star Tours robot-pilot with Jar Jar Binks.

That guy is annoying.

 

[Matt_Black]

Replace the Star Tours robot-pilot with Jar Jar Binks.

That guy is annoying.

Missa don't know what yousa re talk about. Jar-Jar is da most bombad!

 

[Vaughn4380]

Have the Enchanted Tiki Room be invaded by shoe-horning in some Disney characters to...... Oh wait...

Anna and Elsa would be a good fit.

 

[dizda]

How about Buzz Lightyear with the blasters mounted but now they only face backwards, to boot?

 

[Seabasealpha1]

Stitches Great Escape now featuring songs from "Frozen".

(all the while stitch builds a model of Epcot out of books and blocks and destroys it while wearing a Bob Iger suit and wig...)

 

[Disney.Mike]

They could remove all the themeing around Primeval Whirl so it looks like a cheap carnival coaster instead of the immersive time machine that it really is... oh wait.

 

[Wendy Pleakley]

Take away the "Escape" from "Stitch's Great Escape". That's right, you cannot leave.

 

[thomas998]

Actually the answer is fill in your least favorite ride, remove any shade from the queue for that ride, increase the wait time to 180 minutes and then remove air conditioning if the ride happens to be an inside ride, if an outside ride just increase the queue by another 90 minutes. If a wet ride, change the water to stagnant and add mosquitoes... That's the perfect recipe for making even the worst ride even worse.

 

[ninjaprincesst]

Tiki Birds replaced with actual birds who just do regular bird things.

I think that would be an improvement.

 

[Pumbas Nakasak]

ride it while suffering with diarrhoea

 

[EagleScout610]

Hall of Presidential Assassins. Starring: John Wilkes Booth, Leon Czolgosz, Charles Guiteau and Lee Harvey Oswald.
Swiss Cheese Treehouse. Walk up ENDLESS stairs to find: cheese. A peice of cheese taped to a tree.
Grandpa Siesta Tour. A 5 minute boat ride past sleeping grandpas. Loud snoring is to be expected

 

[Heppenheimer]

Other than turning up the speed, I can't imagine how you could make the teacups worse.

 

[Genie_naughty_whispers]

General holdo in millennium falcon

 

["El Gran Magnifico"]

Make me have to literally climb the Swiss Family tree - and then have to rappel down.