How would YOU fix DCA?

mickEblu

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Honestly, I don’t think I could top this if someone asked me to conjure up a plan to ruin DCA.


As much as I’m all for original lands, reversing course is not an option. You can’t turn Cars Land into generic car land or Avengers Campus into Silicon Valley after people have gotten used to them with the characters and music from the movies they love. Obviously this would never happen because of the loss in merch sales alone but there wouldn’t be one thing to gain from moves like this. If you thought Avengers Campus was bad wait til you see Silicon Valley. The same uninspired land except now without your favorite characters. It would make more sense to demo Avengers Campus.

You add an indoor coaster, boat ride and dark ride or two and DCA is there. It’s not as bad as most people make it out be.

Pandora boat ride
Indoor Marvel or Star Wars coaster (DCA forward)
Coco Dark ride
 

SplashJacket

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There were rumors for like a second. That’s about it. As long as they don’t mess with that Plaza Gardens area I’m good. I would also low key miss Goofys Sky school. You never get off that ride not having a good time.
Sky School actually being a good coaster, unlike primeval at Animal Kingdom, does so much to fill out the area.
 

SplashJacket

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It’s always fun. A bit of an eyesore though.
No doubt, but I prefer an Animal Kingdom without PW, but Goofy is good until they decide to do something else there, main issue is they’re just not much of value they can do with that lane, even if they go forward with a DisneylandForward plan, unless they get really creative with the pathing.
 

mickEblu

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Was doing a coaster count the other day, with the last two coaster additions to WDW,
they’ve really pulled away from DLR. In quantity and quality.

WDW:

1. Space Mountain
2. Thunder Mountain
3. Seven Dwarfs Mine Train
4. Barnstormer
5. Tron
6. Slink Dog Dash
7. RnR
8. Cosmic Rewind
9. Everest

DLR:

1. Space Mountain
2. Thunder Mountain
3. Matterhorn
4. Chip n Dales GADGET coaster
5. Incredicoaster
6. Goofys Sky School
 

SplashJacket

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Was doing a coaster count the other day, with the last two coaster additions to WDW,
they’ve really pulled away from DLR. In quantity and quality.

WDW:

1. Space Mountain
2. Thunder Mountain
3. Seven Dwarfs Mine Train
4. Barnstormer
5. Tron
6. Slink Dog Dash
7. RnR
8. Cosmic Rewind
9. Everest

DLR:

1. Space Mountain
2. Thunder Mountain
3. Matterhorn
4. Chip n Dales GADGET coaster
5. Incredicoaster
6. Goofys Sky School
Really think Disneyland needs to use their Star Wars coaster plot, whereas DCA could use family attractions first (they have a lot of non-coaster thrill rides that balance the lack of coasters).

Galaxy’s Edge in Disneyland just feels so much more dead than Hollywood Studios. It’s absolutely huge, but since Disneyland has so much else to offer, it feels like a ghost town, especially outside peak crowd times.

Since Hollywood Studios is so starved of capacity, it’s basically always swamped outside of park close, and while it’s nice to walk through when it’s empty at night when the park is closed, having it always empty makes it feels less alive than it already is.
 
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BlakeW39

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Was doing a coaster count the other day, with the last two coaster additions to WDW,
they’ve really pulled away from DLR. In quantity and quality.

WDW:

1. Space Mountain
2. Thunder Mountain
3. Seven Dwarfs Mine Train
4. Barnstormer
5. Tron
6. Slink Dog Dash
7. RnR
8. Cosmic Rewind
9. Everest

DLR:

1. Space Mountain
2. Thunder Mountain
3. Matterhorn
4. Chip n Dales GADGET coaster
5. Incredicoaster
6. Goofys Sky School

Disneyland still beats WDW for quantity though, in relative terms. WDW's four parks have only three more coasters than DLR's 2. Ideally WDW should have twice as many as DLR does. Since WDW's individual parks should have just as much to do as DLR's.
 

DLR92

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DCA is a hodgepodge of collection of ideas reference and themes. Nothing really holding everything together. It more a problem with slapping Disney intellectual properties-Marvel and Pixar.

Since day one too it was problem that the imagineers were just referencing of places of California into the park with lack of fleshing out their concept of ideas into concrete thoughts.

I rather have Paradise Pier and Paradise Park back. Pier really needed two more classic dark rides. Something akin to Mr. Toad Wild Ride feel. Remove Goofy Sky School for a solid E ticket dark ride.

I hate how California Screamin’ become into it current form. It really obnoxious. California Screamin’ was simple and that all what needed.

I hate how Tower of Terror was rethemed too. Hollywood land need more fleshing and I rather see new concept of idea for attractions. I wouldn’t care for the Great Movie Dark Ride.

Otherwise the park actually need a total demolishing and restart again.
 

mickEblu

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Really think Disneyland needs to use their Star Wars coaster plot, whereas DCA could use family attractions first (they have a lot of non-coaster thrill rides that balance the lack of coasters).

That’s a good point. DCA could use a family coaster. I’d still be ok with a more thrilling coaster as long as the other family addition dark rides n boat ride come along with it.

They need to build that Ewok Speed Bike coaster. A Sprawling outdoor coaster like Hagrids. Not sure there is enough room to do that on that plot though. If only one Star Wars coaster is coming to DLR I’d go with the Endor/ Ewok speed bike coaster over an indoor Star Wars coaster for the variety alone. I feel like you’re kind of getting the essence of an indoor Star Wars roller coaster with Hyperspace Mountain.
 

BlakeW39

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DCA is a hodgepodge of collection of ideas reference and themes. Nothing really holding everything together. It more a problem with slapping Disney intellectual properties-Marvel and Pixar.

Since day one too it was problem that the imagineers were just referencing of places of California into the park with lack of fleshing out their concept of ideas into concrete thoughts.

I rather have Paradise Pier and Paradise Park back. Pier really needed two more classic dark rides. Something akin to Mr. Toad Wild Ride feel. Remove Goofy Sky School for a solid E ticket dark ride.

I hate how California Screamin’ become into it current form. It really obnoxious. California Screamin’ was simple and that all what needed.

I hate how Tower of Terror was rethemed too. Hollywood land need more fleshing and I rather see new concept of idea for attractions. I wouldn’t care for the Great Movie Dark Ride.

Otherwise the park actually need a total demolishing and restart again.

Lol, this comment is hilarious 🤣 I completely agree, this and DHS are so vapid at this point that the only solutions I see are just lighting them on fire and starting new parks from scratch...lol.
 
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mickEblu

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Disneyland still beats WDW for quantity though, in relative terms. WDW's four parks have only three more coasters than DLR's 2. Ideally WDW should have twice as many as DLR does. Since WDW's individual parks should have just as much to do as DLR's.

Sure but if I’m a WDW AP I have 9 coasters to choose from instead of 6. And the quality of those coasters is better too for the most part. Greater variety too. Granted, more spread out and not as convenient to get to.
 
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PiratesMansion

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The issue with this concept is Piers are notoriously kitschy and cheap. Similar to a roadside carnival as seen in Animal Kingdom.

Pixar Pier is a romanticized amusement. If they remove the IP, what prizes are won at the games? You can remove the IP, but I don’t think you’d have a superior product.

Dinoland doesn’t work because the theme is replicating something cheap. Pixar Pier works because it deviates from the source material and the natural beauty provided by the water on piers. They’ve done a very good job with it.
I feel like this is why you prefer Pixar Pier over Paradise-to you, piers inherently have this low-rent feel. That is your conception of them, which if fine. However, I think that an excellent pier has great atmosphere, and it's Americana. Morey's Piers in New Jersey, for example, have such electric, genuine atmosphere and life that it becomes a great place to be. Maybe it's kitschy, but honestly, parts of Disneyland are absolutely kitschy and that doesn't make them bad or out of place (in particular, I'm thinking of Tiki Room, but that's hardly the only thing at Disneyland that could fit that description). Kitsch can absolutely be great art.

I'm not going to pretend Paradise Pier was ever high art, or ever worked the way Disney probably hoped it would, but it felt more like a place, and was a more pleasant environment than its replacement. Pixar Pier to me just reeks of Disney's current insecurity that if they don't absolutely smother their parks in branding, people will lose interest. For me, my interest in the parks is based on completely different criteria, and the more Disney slaps, say, Toy Story on every conceivable surface, the less interest I have in the thing. In their attempts to hold my interest, they're only losing it faster. So for you, putting Disney branding all over something you associate with low-rent, cheap atmosphere improves it; to me, it only diminishes what little about the area worked for me. To each their own.
Sky School actually being a good coaster, unlike primeval at Animal Kingdom, does so much to fill out the area.
I can't agree with this either. To be clear, it's not a genuinely bad coaster-despite much protestations to the former, Disney has never actually built a terrible, or terribly rough, coaster anywhere ever. However, at the end of the day, it's a Mack Wild Mouse, a ride type I've ridden many times at a variety of different places. They're never particularly exciting to me, but DCA's has the added negative that parts of the ride were made less intense or interesting to better fit the perceived audience Disney attracts. So it takes a ride that I already am indifferent to at best and further sucks the fun out of it.

Primeval Whirl was super cheap and just looked gross, as did that whole area; but I'd rather be on a Reverchon Spinning Mouse any day, because spinning mice are a LOT more fun and reridable than a tamed down Mack will ever be for me..
Was doing a coaster count the other day, with the last two coaster additions to WDW,
they’ve really pulled away from DLR. In quantity and quality.

WDW:

1. Space Mountain
2. Thunder Mountain
3. Seven Dwarfs Mine Train
4. Barnstormer
5. Tron
6. Slink Dog Dash
7. RnR
8. Cosmic Rewind
9. Everest

DLR:

1. Space Mountain
2. Thunder Mountain
3. Matterhorn
4. Chip n Dales GADGET coaster
5. Incredicoaster
6. Goofys Sky School
WDW absolutely has the edge once you leave the castle parks; however, I'd take Disneyland's coaster collection over Magic Kingdom's. The Big Thunder differences are comparatively negligible, but Disneyland has the Matterhorn and as much as I love WDW's Space, DL's is my favorite Space Mountain in the World. SDMT isn't good enough to be a factor in the discussion IMO.
 
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SplashJacket

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I feel like this is why you prefer Pixar Pier over Paradise-to you, piers have this low-rent feel. That is your conception of them, which if fine. However, I think that an excellent pier has great atmosphere, and it's Americana. Morey's Piers in New Jersey, for example, have such electric, genuine atmosphere and life that it becomes a great place to be. Maybe it's kitschy, but honestly, parts of Disneyland are absolutely kitschy and that doesn't make them bad or out of place (in particular, I'm thinking of Tiki Room, but that's hardly the only thing at Disneyland that could fit that description). Kitsch can absolutely be great art.

I'm not going to pretend Paradise Pier was ever high art, or ever worked the way Disney probably hoped it would, but it felt more like a place, and was a more pleasant environment than its replacement. Pixar Pier to me just reeks of Disney's current insecurity that if they don't absolutely smother their parks in branding, people will lose interest. For me, my interest in the parks is based on completely different criteria, and the more Disney slaps, say, Toy Story on every conceivable surface, the less interest I have in the thing. In their attempts to hold my interest, they're only losing it faster. So for you, putting Disney branding all over something you associate with low-rent, cheap atmosphere improves it; to me, it only diminishes what little about the area worked for me. To each their own.
I think a big disconnect here is that the Paradise Pier transformation from 1.0 to 2.0 improved the theming and quality, and the transformation from Paradise Pier 2.0 to Pixar Pier also improved the theming. Even if you scrubbed all the IP from Pixar Pier, it would still be better than Paradise Pier 2.0.
I can't agree with this either. To be clear, it's not a genuinely bad coaster-despite much protestations to the former, Disney has never actually built a terrible, or terribly rough, coaster anywhere ever. However, at the end of the day, it's a Mack Wild Mouse, a ride type I've ridden many times at a variety of different places. They're never particularly exciting to me, but DCA's has the added negative that parts of the ride were made less intense or interesting to better fit the perceived audience Disney attracts. So it takes a ride that I already am indifferent to at best and further sucks the fun out of it.

Primeval Whirl was super cheap and just looked gross, as did that whole area; but I'd rather be on a Reverchon Spinning Mouse any day, because spinning mice are a LOT more fun and reridable than a tamed down Mack will ever be for me..
I don’t exactly thing Sky school belongs in a Disney park, but according to my personal preference, I enjoy it much more than PW, and given its surrounding and isolated spot, I don’t mind it as much. PW to Sky school preferences are just that, preferences, don’t really hold much weight to be honest, whether they’re mine or yours.
WDW absolutely has the edge once you leave the castle parks; however, I'd take Disneyland's coaster collection over Magic Kingdom's. The Big Thunder differences are comparatively negligible, but Disneyland has the Matterhorn and as much as I love WDW's Space, DL's is my favorite Space Mountain in the World. SDMT isn't good enough to be a factor in the discussion IMO.
To me, Disneyland easily takes the cake for everything in the parks. Once outside, WDW easily takes the cake.

Disney World’s greatest strength, and greatest weakness, is its bubble.

The resorts across property, whether or not you’re staying at them, add so much. Just the expansiveness of the resorts and whole complex is incredible. The Epcot resort area is honestly one of my favorite places on the planet. For hotels, I’m honestly pretty cheap, but I’ll splurge with little hesitation on the Epcot resorts.

That said, it’s much harder to get around WDW, especially if you’re off property. So travel expenses, whether it’s Ubers, rental cars, or parking, the expenses add up. If you want to stay on property, or close by off property, you’re going to spend a pretty penny.

And I’m going to be honest, Tokyo’s and Disneyland’s SMs are pitiful compared to Paris and WDW. They’re basically just “turn-right” simulators the whole way through with like two exceptions. Not a fan of the slow double lift-hills either, and while I’ve never experienced Hyperspace at Disneyland, I actually prefer HKDL’s Hyperspace to the defaults at Tokyo and Anaheim.

Matterhorn more than makes up for it, though, such a fun ride, especially the Tomorrowland track which I greatly prefer.

7DMT is honestly great for what it is, its downfall comes from its colosal lines.

But in terms of the six domestic parks, Disneyland easily takes the cake. I would take Disneyland over MK and HS. I would take DCA over HS and AK as well.

So I’d have no hesitation to take the two west coast parks over three parks out east. Epcot is a bit of an issue because it’s so unique and I love it, but these parks don’t exist in a vacuum. 3 days at WDW are more expensive than 5 days at Disneyland. That’s incredibly significant. In Disneyland, I have cheap hotels within walking distance. I also have cheap food within walking distance, like 2000 3:00 am heart attack calories at Denny’s for $10. Disneyland’s park hours are also much friendlier, MMRR was walk-on for at least the last hour of Toontown’s opening day.

In what world can I experience MMRR walk-on at Hollywood Studios without paying for a $150 up charge event? You can’t, especially not during spring break.

The crowding issues are so much less at DCA and Disneyland than WDW, the prices are lower, the people are nicer, the weather is better, etc. At peak crowd times, Guardians took us 30 minutes to get on. The context of DCA, having arguably the world’s best theme park across the street, is very different from any of the parks at WDW.

WDW is you get less, pay more. You say WDW has the edge once you leave the castle parks, but the castle park at Disneyland carry’s it. It’s like comparing basketball teams, but then saying, well if you ignore Lebron (at his peak) then the rest of his team is comparable to other around the league. Sure, that may be true, but that just highlights the advantages of a Disneyland if anything. DCA already has more than the secondary parks, but it also has Disneyland across the street, it’s not the same thing.

To me, Disneyland is basically perfect. Sure you could touch up Tomorrow, and perhaps make some shenanigans with the fantasyland theater, but it doesn’t necessarily need it.

DCA needs Hollywood Land to be touched up, and would greatly benefit from an Avenger’s E and a family ride, like Coco, but it’s already a solid park, and that would just minimize its weaknesses.

A fifth gate at WDW is laughable because you have two shells of a park demanding massive development, but if Disneyland announced another park tomorrow, there really wouldn’t be an issue, and honestly, that’s what I think they should do. Start construction on the Avengers E-ticket, announce a new gate, start construction on a DCA dark ride. Have the Avenger’s E open, a yearish later have the dark ride open (to have people come now and not push off trips until new park) and then open the new park a yearish later.

WDW needs better for what’s there. Disneyland needs more of what’s there. We spent a whole day at DCA marathoning the park, and we didn’t do everything. Granted, there were some rerides in there, but still. The divide between DCA perception and reality is quite immense. It’s not a broken park.
 

Suspirian

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I'm gunna throw some ideas out

A lot of the things that I don't particularly care for (Pixar Pier & Avengers Campus) probably aren't going anywhere so I'd rather just do some tweaking to what exists already.

For Pixar Pier I'd create a new Incredicoaster story that involves a villain. Another option is to kick them out and replace them with Monsters Inc. characters collecting screams and laughs to power the pier. Id also get rid of the Neighborhood idea as well as Mickey on the ferris wheel.

I would combine "Paradise Gardens Park" and San Fransokyo into a larger San Fransisco area with the latter being a mini-land. Ariel would get a repaint (I honestly see them getting rid of it for a Big Hero 6 ride with screens but whatever). This area could be based off the old Discovery Bay plans or something entirely different although I think it should still be version of SF with a fantastical element like DB.

I would change Avengers Campus aesthetically to give it an actual sense of place as it feels like it could be anywhere. Avengers Campus would become Avengers Hydrobase, changing from a retrofitted factory to a secluded island off the coast of California. rock work above and around buildings and added foliage would reinforce the new theme. I'd also add those crashing wave foundains from The Seas at Epcot at the entrances of the land. I'd give GoTG a new not ugly but still alien facade and supplement the idea of the museum landing on the island with the alien plants that was in the old concept art, spreading from the bounds of the museum's garden out to the islands landscape.

This may be controversial but I am open to getting rid of Hollywood Land entirely for something better.
 

PiratesMansion

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I think a big disconnect here is that the Paradise Pier transformation from 1.0 to 2.0 improved the theming and quality, and the transformation from Paradise Pier 2.0 to Pixar Pier also improved the theming. Even if you scrubbed all the IP from Pixar Pier, it would still be better than Paradise Pier 2.0.

I don’t exactly thing Sky school belongs in a Disney park, but according to my personal preference, I enjoy it much more than PW, and given its surrounding and isolated spot, I don’t mind it as much. PW to Sky school preferences are just that, preferences, don’t really hold much weight to be honest, whether they’re mine or yours.

To me, Disneyland easily takes the cake for everything in the parks. Once outside, WDW easily takes the cake.

Disney World’s greatest strength, and greatest weakness, is its bubble.

The resorts across property, whether or not you’re staying at them, add so much. Just the expansiveness of the resorts and whole complex is incredible. The Epcot resort area is honestly one of my favorite places on the planet. For hotels, I’m honestly pretty cheap, but I’ll splurge with little hesitation on the Epcot resorts.

That said, it’s much harder to get around WDW, especially if you’re off property. So travel expenses, whether it’s Ubers, rental cars, or parking, the expenses add up. If you want to stay on property, or close by off property, you’re going to spend a pretty penny.

And I’m going to be honest, Tokyo’s and Disneyland’s SMs are pitiful compared to Paris and WDW. They’re basically just “turn-right” simulators the whole way through with like two exceptions. Not a fan of the slow double lift-hills either, and while I’ve never experienced Hyperspace at Disneyland, I actually prefer HKDL’s Hyperspace to the defaults at Tokyo and Anaheim.

Matterhorn more than makes up for it, though, such a fun ride, especially the Tomorrowland track which I greatly prefer.

7DMT is honestly great for what it is, its downfall comes from its colosal lines.

But in terms of the six domestic parks, Disneyland easily takes the cake. I would take Disneyland over MK and HS. I would take DCA over HS and AK as well.

So I’d have no hesitation to take the two west coast parks over three parks out east. Epcot is a bit of an issue because it’s so unique and I love it, but these parks don’t exist in a vacuum. 3 days at WDW are more expensive than 5 days at Disneyland. That’s incredibly significant. In Disneyland, I have cheap hotels within walking distance. I also have cheap food within walking distance, like 2000 3:00 am heart attack calories at Denny’s for $10. Disneyland’s park hours are also much friendlier, MMRR was walk-on for at least the last hour of Toontown’s opening day.

In what world can I experience MMRR walk-on at Hollywood Studios without paying for a $150 up charge event? You can’t, especially not during spring break.

The crowding issues are so much less at DCA and Disneyland than WDW, the prices are lower, the people are nicer, the weather is better, etc. At peak crowd times, Guardians took us 30 minutes to get on. The context of DCA, having arguably the world’s best theme park across the street, is very different from any of the parks at WDW.

WDW is you get less, pay more. You say WDW has the edge once you leave the castle parks, but the castle park at Disneyland carry’s it. It’s like comparing basketball teams, but then saying, well if you ignore Lebron (at his peak) then the rest of his team is comparable to other around the league. Sure, that may be true, but that just highlights the advantages of a Disneyland if anything. DCA already has more than the secondary parks, but it also has Disneyland across the street, it’s not the same thing.

To me, Disneyland is basically perfect. Sure you could touch up Tomorrow, and perhaps make some shenanigans with the fantasyland theater, but it doesn’t necessarily need it.

DCA needs Hollywood Land to be touched up, and would greatly benefit from an Avenger’s E and a family ride, like Coco, but it’s already a solid park, and that would just minimize its weaknesses.

A fifth gate at WDW is laughable because you have two shells of a park demanding massive development, but if Disneyland announced another park tomorrow, there really wouldn’t be an issue, and honestly, that’s what I think they should do. Start construction on the Avengers E-ticket, announce a new gate, start construction on a DCA dark ride. Have the Avenger’s E open, a yearish later have the dark ride open (to have people come now and not push off trips until new park) and then open the new park a yearish later.

WDW needs better for what’s there. Disneyland needs more of what’s there. We spent a whole day at DCA marathoning the park, and we didn’t do everything. Granted, there were some rerides in there, but still. The divide between DCA perception and reality is quite immense. It’s not a broken park.
I would actually argue that going from Paradise 2.0 to Pixar actually made the theming worse. It took a relatively cohesive area and muddled it up with a bunch of unrelated IP all smashed together. While I suppose you could make the argument that Fantasyland is essentially the same thing, I would argue that the difference is that 1) Fantasyland was designed to be a collection of Disney properties from the start, and 2) there is visual harmony that bridges the different properties/films/attractions together. Pixar Pier, by contrast, just throws everything into a blender and doesn't bother smoothing anything out or making it fit together. The only thing that these things have in common is that all of them are films made by the same company, and everything is Big and Garish in a way that competes, rather than harmonizes, with everything around it. Screamin's transition into Incredicoaster makes so little sense that they lampshade it in queue videos (and now I have to listen to some eight year old scream in my ear instead of a fun soundtrack). Other things that don't make sense to me-why is the Wheel now called Pixar Pal Around (a name that makes no sense and doesn't indicate in any way what the attraction is) still have the Mickey face on it? I think that's another issue with the Pier-I feel like people had finally come to embrace the area and parts of it were starting to become iconic. So of course, what does Disney do? Immediately replace it, of course! Super logical!

What did Pixar Pier do to improve Paradise Pier 2.0 apart from the theming? The only thing I like-the only thing-is the new stage.

In terms of coasters: while the lines don't help, I also find SDMT to be short and unnecessarily uncomfortable for the type of ride it is. It's not doing anything particularly exciting, so why do I have to be wedged into a ride that's not doing anything more exciting than the much more comfortable Big Thunder? Tron at least can be somewhat justified by the ride position-what is SDMT's reasoning? To me there really isn't any that make sense to me.

RE: Space-Paris' was closed for refurb when I was there, so unfortunately I have never done it. I will grant that WDW's Space Mountain has a certain grandeur to it that the others do not (Paris comes closest to capturing that feeling, at least from the exterior); however, the Florida ride just feels ancient. I have no issue with the look of it or even the ride, but it really does feel like they haven't touched the inside of it in any way for eons. I will grant that much of the Disneyland queue isn't super great-either outside or in minimally themed indoor spaces. However, I absolutely adore the California and Tokyo stations. It's one of my favorite theme park environments ever, and it's always fascinating to me to watch the speed at which people load and unload and the way that trains pulse through. The kinectics to me are enthralling. I remember once on one of my earlier visits the ride actually broke down when I had only just entered the station-people around me grumbled, but I loved watching the process of them resetting everything, with trains going in and out of the maintenance bay, coming in from later in the ride-I geeked out watching it. The one thing about Space Mountain's old Single Rider line that I didn't like was that it deprived me of that loop around the station and the opportunity to really soak up that environment.

But what really seals the deal for me with Disneyland's version in particular is the soundtrack. It fits the ride so well and it really does increase the sense of speed. It just feels like you're flying in there in a way that it just doesn't to me in any of the other versions. I grant that as a roller coaster it doesn't do a whole lot, and if you were to put it in the middle of a field it would be incredibly boring. I can see why people might not like the three lifts (for me, I think it does a decent job of building tension, and I adore that atmospheric turn at the top of lift 2 before you go up the final lift-it really gives you time to absorb the environment before the ride begins-that the other versions just don't have). I get that it's basically a bunch of turns, and I do enjoy the real drops you get on the Florida version. But there's a way that everything about the Disneyland version, from the moment you enter the station to the moment you exit the ride, that just works for me in a way the others do not, and it becomes more than the sum of its parts. It might honestly be my favorite Disney ride at the moment-maybe I should change my name to SpaceMansion. I agree that Tokyo's isn't as good (though I do love the eerie feel TDL's has that doesn't quite carry over to any other version in quite the same way for me), but for me it's mostly down to the lack of soundtrack more than anything else. Maybe when I get to ride Paris' that'll become my favorite version, but as long as it's themed to Star Wars, it probably hasn't a chance.

I haven't actually done Hyperspace at Disneyland, only HKDL; however, I don't care about Star Wars and did not enjoy the Hyperspace experience. What I want my Space Mountain experience to be is pretty much exactly what DL's version offers whenever it's NOT Hyperspace, which is another reason that I'm hostile to that particular overlay.

I agree that WDW is super overpriced for what they offer, particularly when you take crowds, capacity, and maintenance all into account.

I'm glad you enjoy DCA; however, for me DCA very much is a broken park. It's not the only broken Disney park by a long shot, but for me it remains among the most egregiously broken of them all.
 
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Californian Elitist

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I would actually argue that going from Paradise 2.0 to Pixar actually made the theming worse. It took a relatively cohesive area and muddled it up with a bunch of unrelated IP all smashed together. While I suppose you could make the argument that Fantasyland is essentially the same thing, I would argue that the difference is that 1) Fantasyland was designed to be a collection of Disney properties from the start, and 2) there is visual harmony that bridges the different properties/films/attractions together. Pixar Pier, by contrast, just throws everything into a blender and doesn't bother smoothing anything out or making it fit together. The only thing that these things have in common is that all of them are films made by the same company, and everything is Big and Garish in a way that competes, rather than harmonizes, with everything around it. Screamin's transition into Incredicoaster makes so little sense that they lampshade it in queue videos (and now I have to listen to some eight year old scream in my ear instead of a fun soundtrack). Other things that don't make sense to me-why is the Wheel now called Pixar Pal Around (a name that makes no sense and doesn't indicate in any way what the attraction is) still have the Mickey face on it? I think that's another issue with the Pier-I feel like people had finally come to embrace the area and parts of it were starting to become iconic. So of course, what does Disney do? Immediately replace it, of course! Super logical!
This perfectly reflects my thoughts on Pixar Pier and some of there reasons why it doesn’t work. Perfectly.

DCA is broken, indeed.
 

mickEblu

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It’s weird that Pixar Pier seems to get more complaints than Mission Breakout. The Pixar Pier change was a lateral move where the land was aesthetically upgraded and thematically downgraded. At the end of the day it’s still a land full of rides, kinetic energy and nice vistas.

Mission Breakout is the oil refinery macaroni tower eyesore seen from almost anywhere in the park. It also killed a great, Disney quality ride that happened to also make sense at DCA. Pixar Pier added a “new” ride and the Incredicoaster retheme didn’t change the core experience of Screamin like Mission Breakout did to TOT. Pixar Pal Around is an annoying name but it isn’t any different from my ride experience on MIckeys Fun Wheel.
 

mickEblu

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I feel like this is why you prefer Pixar Pier over Paradise-to you, piers inherently have this low-rent feel. That is your conception of them, which if fine. However, I think that an excellent pier has great atmosphere, and it's Americana. Morey's Piers in New Jersey, for example, have such electric, genuine atmosphere and life that it becomes a great place to be. Maybe it's kitschy, but honestly, parts of Disneyland are absolutely kitschy and that doesn't make them bad or out of place (in particular, I'm thinking of Tiki Room, but that's hardly the only thing at Disneyland that could fit that description). Kitsch can absolutely be great art.

I'm not going to pretend Paradise Pier was ever high art, or ever worked the way Disney probably hoped it would, but it felt more like a place, and was a more pleasant environment than its replacement. Pixar Pier to me just reeks of Disney's current insecurity that if they don't absolutely smother their parks in branding, people will lose interest. For me, my interest in the parks is based on completely different criteria, and the more Disney slaps, say, Toy Story on every conceivable surface, the less interest I have in the thing. In their attempts to hold my interest, they're only losing it faster. So for you, putting Disney branding all over something you associate with low-rent, cheap atmosphere improves it; to me, it only diminishes what little about the area worked for me. To each their own.

I can't agree with this either. To be clear, it's not a genuinely bad coaster-despite much protestations to the former, Disney has never actually built a terrible, or terribly rough, coaster anywhere ever. However, at the end of the day, it's a Mack Wild Mouse, a ride type I've ridden many times at a variety of different places. They're never particularly exciting to me, but DCA's has the added negative that parts of the ride were made less intense or interesting to better fit the perceived audience Disney attracts. So it takes a ride that I already am indifferent to at best and further sucks the fun out of it.

Primeval Whirl was super cheap and just looked gross, as did that whole area; but I'd rather be on a Reverchon Spinning Mouse any day, because spinning mice are a LOT more fun and reridable than a tamed down Mack will ever be for me..

WDW absolutely has the edge once you leave the castle parks; however, I'd take Disneyland's coaster collection over Magic Kingdom's. The Big Thunder differences are comparatively negligible, but Disneyland has the Matterhorn and as much as I love WDW's Space, DL's is my favorite Space Mountain in the World. SDMT isn't good enough to be a factor in the discussion IMO.

Kind of a hot take I guess especially after Tron. You could call Space, BTMRR and Barnstormer/ Gadgets a wash really. So really you’re saying Matterhorn > SDMT and Tron. While I wouldn’t trade our lineup for MKs because the Matterhorn is Disneyland objectively I’m not sure I can say Disneyland has the better lineup.
 

Centauri Space Station

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Kind of a hot take I guess especially after Tron. You could call Space, BTMRR and Barnstormer/ Gadgets a wash really. So really you’re saying Matterhorn > SDMT and Tron. While I wouldn’t trade our lineup for MKs because the Matterhorn is Disneyland objectively I’m not sure I can say Disneyland has the better lineup.
The Matterhorn is basically MKs space mt, both uncomfortable with dual tracks. Only the theme is different
 

mickEblu

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The Matterhorn is basically MKs space mt, both uncomfortable with dual tracks. Only the theme is different

Right. I was looking at it more from the perspective of Space being a wash at both parks as it seems that just as many people prefer WDWs version with the better queue, ride layout and drops to Disneylands smoother version with soundtrack. BTMRR is basically the same except DL has the new effects on the third lift hill that never work. So in essence what he’s saying is Matterhorn is better than Tron and 7DMT. Don’t get me wrong, I’d never trade Matterhorn for both of those rides for the nostalgia and historical value alone but I’m not sure I could say that DL’s coaster lineup is objectively better or more fun than MK’s.
 

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