Horrible Ideas For Attractions!

[Lilofan]

Reedy Creek Solid Waste backstage WDW tour , face masks required and included.

 

[mf1972]

the disney cash grabbing experience. enter any park with your wallet & leave in 2 minutes

 

[Maelstrom Troll]

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the disney cash grabbing experience. enter any park with your wallet & leave in 2 minutes

But the line in takes 2 1/2 hours

 

[larryz]

But the line in takes 2 1/2 hours

That's where the value comes in.

 

[Patcheslee]

Herbie: The Ride. Race along a dirty track while trying to avoid slugbugs from others in the car.

 

[gitchard]

Starving Country Bear Campsite Attack

 

[Brer Panther]

Starving Country Bear Campsite Attack

Would it be something like this?

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[gitchard]

Would it be something like this?

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I figured they would eat the some of the riders.

 

[Robbiem]

Bambi’s shooting adventure. Buzz type ride where you travel through the forest shooting mother deer and racking up points.

 

[danlb_2000]

Someone in another thread suggested a Mufasa themed drop tower ride, I think this takes us into a whole new realm of bad attraction ideas. How about a Tangled themed escape room, or Anna and Elsa's global warming adventure.

 

[Brer Panther]

How about replacing Dinosaur with Zootopia and the rest of Dinoland with Moana?

Oh, wait...

 

[DiscoMickeyMouse]

The Last Jedi Slow-Speed Space Chase Ride
Tangled Bathrooms Racing Toilets
Tomorrowland Speedway Traffic Jam Experience
Myspace Mountain

 

[Robbiem]

Mel Brooks History of the world overlay on spaceship earth

 

[Smiley/OCD]

I hear the wild life is quite stunning in the DMZ. Perfect for AK.

There is no wildlife left in the DMZ…it’s all been eaten…lol

 

[Smiley/OCD]

A paintball shooting arcade where 2 guys are dressed as Chappie and Josh and you can pay $$ to shoot them…
Convert Stitch’s ride to a smash room where you can pay to smash and destroy all the fine quality toys from the Emporium…
Omnimover ride called Blue Skys with Josh, where you can visit artists mock ups of attractions Disney will never build…

 

[jeanericuser001]

Spaceship earth coaster "repeating loop coaster"
Ellen's energy coaster "blast back in time on a coaster past dinosaurs to learn about energy"
Mission Space Max G "turn up the spin and make it the happy go pukey ride"
World of Motion VR "Ford truck virtual reality car advertisement"
Journey into madness "journey into imagination but its all dark with only sounds and things to make you itch"
Listen to the landfill "what does disney's landfill look and smell like"

 

[jloucks]

where you can visit artists mock ups of attractions Disney will never build…

..made me lol for realz.

 

[Vacationeer]

RunDisney to host:

Stroller Olympics 5k in 4k
Be the quickest to run several miles while pushing double-wide strollers and filming it all in 4k Ultra HD

 

[danlb_2000]

A paintball shooting arcade where 2 guys are dressed as Chappie and Josh and you can pay $$ to shoot them…

This thread if supposed to be about BAD attractions ideas.

 

[MagicKingdom4Ever]

The American Adventure, but rethemed to modern American politics. It includes five whole minutes of Donald Trump yelling, as well as a finale where Joe Biden raises inflation. The host is no other than Bernie Sanders.

The China pavilion is rethemed to the Chinese Communist Party with a new show explaining how they sensor everything, abuse human rights, and in the end, they bully ever other country to conquer Taiwan. It is narrated by Xi Jinping.

Magic Kingdom hosts a HHN event where all the Disney Characters have become murderous monsters who are hoping to feed on little kids.

The Partners statue is replaced by a statue of Bob Chapek and Josh D'Amario

New USSR pavilion at Epcot where there's a Toy Story Mania-esque ride where guests kill innocent Ukrainians.

Flight of Passage rethemed to an RDA experience where you destroy Navi homeland.

Crash Mountain: a ride where everyone dies because the coaster crashes into a wall.

I'm sorry. Am I going too far?