Horrible Ideas For Attractions!

[vikescaper]

CommuniFloor, coming soon to the World Celebration neighborhood in EPCOT! Experience the rich diversity of flooring choices around the world and galaxy and how they have helped to PAVE the way for the re-imagined EPCOT. Hosted by Zach Ridley.

 

[Disneydawg74]

Disney Bored: a collection of complaints from Disney Boards.

 

[Disneyfan_76]

24: The day off, the dark ride. Just scenes of him sleeping, doing house hold chores, and errands.

 

[Heppenheimer]

Willy Wonka. But your POV is grandpa Joe prior to the golden ticket. In bed...with the others.....

I can smell the urine...

 

[Lilofan]

For a huge upcharge, allow guests to ride the actual Vomit Comet airplane.. wait, that actually wouldn't be an awful idea if the potential liability wasn't so high.

Liability? WDW not held accountable for the numbers that caught covid while at WDW, the vomit vomit could apply also regarding injuries etc.

 

[Tomi-Rocket]

New ride coming! and it’s advertised with all the pomp & circumstance BUT every time you go it’s always down. (The truth is…there is no new ride, just a facade of one. )

 

["El Gran Magnifico"]

ILL gets you in half the way through...

 

[Lilofan]

I can smell the urine...

That was common in pretty much every male bathroom at the infamous Pleasure Island at Downtown Disney back in the day.

 

[Lilofan]

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ILL gets you in half the way through...

That's why Chapek and the gang dreamed up money maker Genie+. Disney doesn't want many guests standing in line for a long time not spending money .

 

[Dr. Nigel Channing]

New World Showcase caravan show:
"Deities Of The World, And Which One Is Correct." Starring the Muppets

 

[Goofy213]

I don't think I have to say anymore.

 

[WondersOfLife]

Replace spaceship earth with a roller coaster that just goes in a loop.

 

[larryz]

New World Showcase caravan show:
"Deities Of The World, And Which One Is Correct." Starring the Muppets

 

[kamluvsdisneyland]

The “New Imagination experience”

Screen ride where you get strapped into a seat for 25 minutes and the screen stays blank, forcing you to use your imagination to have a good ride

These are all great, but this one made me laugh out loud! Brilliant!

 

[Dr. Nigel Channing]

Replace spaceship earth with a roller coaster that just goes in a loop.

 

[esskay]

Convert DINOSAUR to "Escape From North Korea". You're in a jeep trying to flee the country, getting shot at. Replace the big dino that leans over the car with a huge Kim Jong Un trying to eat you.

 

[Lilofan]

Convert DINOSAUR to "Escape From North Korea". You're in a jeep trying to flee the country, getting shot at. Replace the big dino that leans over the car with a huge Kim Jong Un trying to eat you.

And Dennis Rodman making a surprise appearance at the ride exit.

 

[Brer Panther]

The Enchanted Tiki Room Starring the Seagulls From Finding Nemo
Now every song goes like this: "MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!"

 

[gitchard]

The Wonderful World of Hunting starring Bambi's mother.

 

[gitchard]

The Enchanted Tiki Room Starring the Seagulls From Finding Nemo
Now every song goes like this: "MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!"

Bring back Tiki Room Under New Management