Clearly you're not making your best effort to be patriotic. And by that I mean "drunk in the middle of the week". I'm willing to do it...what is wrong with you?
All that aside...
Yay America! Happy Birthday Baby! I am so proud and above all THANKFUL to be a citizen of this country.
"I pledge allegiance, to the Flag. Of the United States of America. And to the Republic, for which it stands, One Nation, under God, indivisible, with Liberty, and Justice for all"
Amen.
Feel free to correct me if I got the Pledge wrong...been a while since I've said it in public.