Now, run right back here and get the last word in. You know you just HAVE to. Heck, we all know that you just HAVE to. After all, you are THAT guy!
Says the troll who responds to literally every post in this thread, giving particular interest to any that dare to be anything but overwhelmingly negative of the subject matter, because you'll accept nothing less than explicit condemnation of this ride and the personal satisfaction that comes with proselytizing everyone into complete agreement with you. But of course you're not the one with an agenda, oh no. Your shtick is beyond tired and no one wants to hear it. Go away.
Or, you could be THAT guy and respond to this with some more hollow snark about how I'm just a stupid theme park fanboy (on a forum made for theme park fanboys.) Go on. We both know you can't resist.