Funniest thing you've heard a tourist say

[DisJosh]

I'll have my turn soon! muhahaha!!!!!! (That means I plan on workin as a CM or CP rather)

 

[buffy27uk]

Originally posted by MrPromey
I don't know, I always kind of smile though when I hear someone refer to Spaceship earth "the big golf ball"

my 7 year old calls it the big golf ball because thats what he says it looks like

 

[Maria]

Originally posted by DisneyFreak
Maria, can I ask you a question?

How can I help you, sir?

 

[dopey]

so is anybody going to tell me when the 3 o'clock parade is? i plan on going to see the big golf ball in the morning, so i don't want to be late. the big golf ball is by the bathroom, right?

 

[Tapestry2000]

one thing that made me laugh was this one person in Tomorrowland say "which way to the tram? where does the tram go?" it was too funny! ~_~

and the "golf ball" thing. I always called it "the goof ball" for some reason when i was 7... *_*;;. one person told me that it looks like a giant silver Jawbreaker, and another person told me that it looked like the Imperium Silver Crystal from the Sailor Moon anime series, lol!

 

[Herbie53]

In reference to the Fantasy in the Sky Fireworks:

" It all starts when Shirley Temple flies down from the castle!"

 

[mightyduck]

Originally posted by Herbie53
In reference to the Fantasy in the Sky Fireworks:

" It all starts when Shirley Temple flies down from the castle!"

LOL!

From the same knuckleheads who saw me dressed as Robin Hood at school and called me little red riding hood, no doubt...

 

[markymark]

One of my favourites is from my scatty Sister in Law, who has been many times. Each time we talk about something she ALWAYS asks the same question :- "Is it a ride"

 

[DisneyFreak]

Originally posted by Maria


How can I help you, sir?

Can you tell me where the restrooms are?

 

[popkid]

Originally posted by wdwmagic


LOL - two things at Universal bug me..

1. Calling their *staff* Cast Members
2. Calling their Universal Express FASTPASS.

I head those things so many times on my last trip! LOL

notice how i said 'employees' at universal...

 

[Tapestry2000]

Originally posted by Herbie53
In reference to the Fantasy in the Sky Fireworks:

" It all starts when Shirley Temple flies down from the castle!"

Hehehe!

 

[JAY-ROD]

Originally posted by marciahahn
Seano, it would be funnier if it weren't so sad.(and common) Sometimes I wonder what those parents are thinking when they do things like that. This is not meant as a criticism of your post, just a reflection on human behavior!

yeah I had a freind just get back from wdw and took her 2 kids and Ii told her not to ride AE with her 2 kids. Did she listen! NO! Kids came out screaming and crying. :-(

 

[JAY-ROD]

Gosh knows why i'm telling u guys this casue i will never hear the nd of it. lol well my 1st trip was a few years ago. lol I always thought all the parks where in walking distance. so before we got there I had all of our plans made out well will walk here and do this park and then to the next park. well needless to say when we got there. all the plans have changed. lol

 

[markymark]

At least it would have been nice and cold if you had walked.

 

[JAY-ROD]

Originally posted by markymark
At least it would have been nice and cold if you had walked.

LOL I would be losing alot of weight if I walkd from park to park. lol

 

[The Mom]

When my brother & family came down for the first time, they wouldn't believe me when I told them they needed a car if staying off site; their hotel had "bus service"to WDW. They ended up spending a fortune on cabs and next trip they rented a car!

 

[sillyspook13]

I just heard one today at AK. A couple was walking through Dinoland and had noticed the construction site. The man said "That's where they're building Dino Rama." The woman replied "Oh, they're building a dining room!" I guess she thought it was "Dine-o Rama"!

 

[Eeyore]

Originally posted by Herbie53
In reference to the Fantasy in the Sky Fireworks:

" It all starts when Shirley Temple flies down from the castle!"

Ah Herbie, are you sure it isn't Cinderella that flies down from the castle? I guess it all depends on who you ask.

 

[mightyduck]

Originally posted by sillyspook13
I just heard one today at AK. A couple was walking through Dinoland and had noticed the construction site. The man said "That's where they're building Dino Rama." The woman replied "Oh, they're building a dining room!" I guess she thought it was "Dine-o Rama"!

LOL!

 

[Skipper Timekpr]

The wierdest questions I get asked or hear guests say are.

1."The Haunted Masnion Attraction is still open." "Thats a ride right?"

2."Where is the nearest place I can get running water?"

3."Are the restrooms at the Magic Kingdom accessable?"

4."Ohh wow it's a real bunny!"

5."Does the Jungle Cruise take you to Animal Kingdom?"

And I can go on and on with the bizzare questions I get asked. One of the wierdest things that happened to me was a guest that broke through the ropes at the Hall of Presidents when it was closed and jumped the locked turnstiles came up to the break room door and knocked. The guest said "Hey did you guys know you have ropes up outside and your turnstiles are locked? How do you expect people to get in?"