Funniest thing you've heard a tourist say

bonbon

New Member
At E-Ticket the other night, we were behind a lady and her two sons at Space Mountain. We got to where the line splits into two sidesand the CM directed them and us to the left. They were enraged about being forced to go to the left side. They fumed about how the left side sucks and the right is so much better. My bro and I grinned at eachother and he said to them, "Yeah it's too bad. The right side goes upside down and everything!!!" My stomach hurt from trying to hold in the laughter!

We were in our room watching the resort channel and a commercial for AK came on, you know the one that says "Nhatazo" at the end. That totally went over my head and it took me a couple minutes but I finally got it. LoL that's a really clever saying, isn't it? :D
 

DisJosh

Well-Known Member
Originally posted by bonbon

We were in our room watching the resort channel and a commercial for AK came on, you know the one that says "Nhatazo" at the end. That totally went over my head and it took me a couple minutes but I finally got it. LoL that's a really clever saying, isn't it? :D

It's still going over my head!!:confused: I dont get it! PLEASE explain!
 

popkid

New Member
i have yet to NOT hear this one - or some variation of it...


"let's go ride epcot one more time" (in regards to spaceship earth...)
 

markymark

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Originally posted by MrPromey


So Marky, what language do you guys speak? :confused:

What, over here in ENGLAND? Its obvious isn't it? Surely a man of your obvious intelligence know this?

Can you guess what we eat?
 

MrPromey

Well-Known Member
Originally posted by markymark


What, over here in ENGLAND? Its obvious isn't it? Surely a man of your obvious intelligence know this?

Can you guess what we eat?

OK, so you speak spanish and you eat... I'm guessing something gross like worms... BTW, do you guys actually have cars and stuff over there or do you ride horses everywhere? ;)
 
HAHA, I hate goign to Universal and hearign people thinking its Disney and stuff, also I was on City Walk and the DJ was making fun of some guy wearing a Disney T-shirt, I was like shut up man! and I hate hearing dumb people in line, I always wanna correct them but I just let it go. For example "Is this Splash Mountain? No wait its Big Thunder, no wait uh Wait yeah its Splash"....." (it was clear we were in line for Big Thunder)
 
HAHA, I hate goign to Universal and hearign people thinking its Disney and stuff, also I was on City Walk and the DJ was making fun of some guy wearing a Disney T-shirt, I was like shut up man! and I hate hearing dumb people in line, I always wanna correct them but I just let it go. For example "Is this Splash Mountain? No wait its Big Thunder, no wait uh Wait yeah its Splash"....." (it was clear we were in line for Big Thunder) or "After this we'll hit Fantasmic" (thats funny sense we're in Epcot).
 

MrPromey

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Last weekend I heard a good one. There were three people standing behind (two guys and a woman) us when we were watching ROE. They finished up the first song and one of the guys goes, "OK, lets go, it's over." The woman said "I don't think it is. They haven't brought the lights back up yet and it sounds like another song is starting" (they don't do any pyro for a good part of the second song) The guy goes. "Look, you can see people starting to leave. It's over, we need to get going or we'll get stuck in traffic" The woman asked if he was sure and he said "Look, I have see this thing enough times to know that, that is the end..." It took all the self restraint I had to keep my mouth shut at that point. We were just about in front of the McD's near Canada ... They got directly behind one of the gift shops at the mouth of world showcase when the fireworks began shooting again and they turned around to watch but had a horrible view because they were right behind a building...
 

Tapestry2000

New Member
LOL!!!!! That's funny!

Oh oh I remembered another one - one time I was waiting in line in the Great Movie Ride, and you know the little "pre-show" that they have and they show clips of some of the movies that they feature in the GMR, right? So the clip for "Mary Poppins" come up, and a little girl in front of me asked her mother why Mary Poppins carries an umbrella all the time. Her mother's answer was plain and simple: "Because she's a weirdo."
 

mightyduck

Well-Known Member
Originally posted by Tapestry2000
LOL!!!!! That's funny!

Oh oh I remembered another one - one time I was waiting in line in the Great Movie Ride, and you know the little "pre-show" that they have and they show clips of some of the movies that they feature in the GMR, right? So the clip for "Mary Poppins" come up, and a little girl in front of me asked her mother why Mary Poppins carries an umbrella all the time. Her mother's answer was plain and simple: "Because she's a weirdo."

that's not why?
 

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