Free Paris

[MKCP 1985]

You've all seen it. It is an outrage! To think something like this could happen in this country. . . makes me weep for the future of our children.

It is so . . . un-Disney!

http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/08/paris.hilton.ap/index.html

Please join me in a moment of silence for our true American princess. I can feel her sadness and her fear right now as she faces the death penalty. That's what it is, you know. . . a royal in her condition. . . who'll be laughing when they carry her out of that cell in a body bag?

Sign the petition to have the U.S. Supreme Court reverse this tragedy!

If that doesn't work, we'll take it to the highest authority. . . the Jedi Council. . . the Hall of Justice . . . whatever it takes.

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[Wilt Dasney]

1. Wilt Dasney -- please let Paris go, Mr. jailer man. She cried when she went to jail and nobody should cry in AMERICA!

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[MKCP 1985]

2. MKCP 1985 Dear Supreme Court. Please throw that mean judge in jail. Jail makes Paris sad - and she has a note from her doctor!

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[maggiegrace1]

3.Maggiegrace1..What if the jumpsuit colors clash with her hair? Please let her go Mr.Jailer man..Nicole Richie has no other friends..

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[Nemo14]

4. Nemo14 - Please Mr. Supreme Court, Paris said she's sorry. That is enough.

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[Wilt Dasney]

5. Wilt Dasney - Mr. Jailer Man, I know I signed once, but I forgot to say that Paris is also the name of a beautiful city. Would you put a beautiful city in jail??

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[BiggerTigger]

6. Biggertigger - Mr. Jailman, it is unfair for Paris to become someone's jail beotch, when she is already Nicole's Beotch, again.

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[Hakunamatata]

7. Hakunamatata - Yes Mr. Jailer man, how could you jail someone with a French City Name? The French have never done anything to anyone. For the love of all that is sacred....Free Paris!!!!! :lookaroun

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[no2apprentice]

What? Huh? OH, free Paris Hilton.

I thought this was a thread about how to get free tickets to Disneyland Paris.

 

[rbrower]

8.rbrower- she has already broken the record for the amount of time spent in jail by a celebrity in California. Shouldn't she be receiving an award for that?
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[dandaman]

9. dandaman - I pray for the heart and soul of every inmate jailed alongside her.

 

[imagineer boy]

10. imagineer boy- Dear mr. jail man... throw away the keys please.

Just to think that she'll have to share a toilet with someone. Poor Paris... *gets out violin*

 

[hcswingfield]

11. Let her out. She is making the conditions in the prison intolerable for the other inmates. The other inmates are protected by the constitution from cruel and unusual punishment.

 

[NadieMasK2]

12. NadieMasK2 - For gosh sakes, with Lindsay and Paris both out of circulation who else will our daughters look up to?

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[gman2]

o grow up

maybe she should get death but jail is what she gets and she get it no one is above the law go stick her in prison TO BAD!

 

[maggiegrace1]

13.Maggiegrace1 again..When will she ever get to say.."Thats Hot" while in prison..Please let her go..

 

[figmentmom]

14. figmentmom - Please free Paris!! After all, no one's ever made her follow any rules before, why start now with a few stupid laws?!?

 

[magicalpins]

. . . who'll be laughing when they carry her out of that cell in a body bag?

Me!

 

[mkt]

Me!

I second that! I'll probably laugh more than when Anna Nicole died :lookaroun

 

[BeachClubVillas]

15. BeachClubVillas - Please let Paris go, Meanie Mister Jailer man. She has a rash. Who is supposed to scratch it for her if she's in a cell by herself?