Fantastic. I will be posting this after every D23 parks panel for the next ten years.You are all forgetting the most crucial detail:
Thanks. It was between that or one for the hall of presidents. The kings of nothing happens. I’m also considering making a “fell for it again” one.Fantastic. I will be posting this after every D23 parks panel for the next ten years.
I don’t know which part of this potential reality is the most disturbing.
We're already in 2025. I'm starting to convince myself they'll never refurb the 2002 ride in my lifetime. We're 5 years away from 2030, and thinking about riding the 2002 Imagination in the 2030s would blow my mind. Riding the Eric Idle Figment in like 2033 with my Zak and Wheezie plush as a 31 year old grown man would be a surreal experience.
I wanted Casey from Pokemon to return and reunite with Ash. Didn't happen. I wanted Figment to return to it's former glory. Didn't happen. And yet, all the bad things seem to happen.
At this point all I can say is...
SONY PLZ REBOOT DRAGON TALEZ (didn't happen)
This ignores the fact that they are 1. Making a movie 2.keep making merchandise and 3. theme an entire building after him 2 months out of the yearThere was a comedian once that said something to the effect of 'If you have to rely on fart jokes to make them laugh, you're not a good comedian". This ride sucks. It's beyond dated. WDI doesn't care. It's 95% walk on. They don't care. It's had a tattered sign hanging out front for 15 years (even if the sign was part of the 'whimsy' originally, it doesn't work any more). They don't care. They just, don't, care.
Then they go and build a Moana water walk thru attraction (shoehorned into an edutainment park) for more money than would've cost to do a decent refurb on Figment. Again, they don't care about this IP anymore.
Bob's like:There was a comedian once that said something to the effect of 'If you have to rely on fart jokes to make them laugh, you're not a good comedian". This ride sucks. It's beyond dated. WDI doesn't care. It's 95% walk on. They don't care. It's had a tattered sign hanging out front for 15 years (even if the sign was part of the 'whimsy' originally, it doesn't work any more). They don't care. They just, don't, care.
Then they go and build a Moana water walk thru attraction (shoehorned into an edutainment park) for more money than would've cost to do a decent refurb on Figment. Again, they don't care about this IP anymore.
and the plebs eat it up. But not seriously any day now. Any day now...This ignores the fact that they are 1. Making a movie 2.keep making merchandise and 3. theme an entire building after him 2 months out of the year
and the plebs eat it up. But not seriously any day now. Any day now...
Disney management currently views it as “why fix what isn’t broken?”This ride sucks. It's beyond dated. WDI doesn't care. It's 95% walk on. They don't care. It's had a tattered sign hanging out front for 15 years (even if the sign was part of the 'whimsy' originally, it doesn't work any more). They don't care. They just, don't, care.
Then they go and build a Moana water walk thru attraction (shoehorned into an edutainment park) for more money than would've cost to do a decent refurb on Figment. Again, they don't care about this IP anymore.
The trouble I have with this logic is it’s the very same one that got us the ride we have there now. Because they had a 4D film themed to a film IP at the time in the Magic Eye Theater, Honey I Shrunk the Audience. They stupidly decided, oh yeah, those really popular & profitable characters we have in an equally popular/beloved attraction. We don’t need any of that anymore. Scrap it and make the ‘ride’ an extension of Honey I Shrunk the Audience. Then, when that immediately backfired/failed miserably. Their fix was, oh, then just shoehorn the Figment character into the poorly received Honey I Shrunk ride (ya know, a property Figment has ‘nothing’ to do with..), that fixes everything. (Yeeah.. right).I know i'm starting to go into insane ramblings. Truth is, I really am going insane, because like, why? Is it because they can't find an IP to put in there?
Hot take: I wouldn't mind an Inside Out Figment ride. If it was good, and it captured the spirit of the original ride at least significantly (like, better than the current Figment), I would absolutely be happy. Also bring back Dreamfinder.
Another hilarious ironic fact: in August 2010, Kodak stopped sponsoring Figment. On August 31, 2010 Dragon Tales stopped airing on PBS. And even more ironic, right after Dragon Tales effectively got killed off, in 2011 they added a "create your own Figment" activity where you can basically make your ownDragon TalesFigment OC. It's just hilarious to me.
Therefore, Emmy, Max, Cassie, Ord, Zak and Wheezie never got to ride the pre-1998 Figment.
Ms. Frizzle (+ her students), Arthur and his friends could all have ridden the original Journey Into Imagination.
What color is dragon milk? I need to know for my Star Wars fan fic.So uhm, uhh... That new Figment jacket and popcorn bucket are pretty cool huh? I know we all groan whenever they somehow milk a dragon but at least the merch is cool.
I'm actually really happy they brought back Figment for a meet-and-greet. Unfortunately, the Dreamfinder is in the background, and as we all know, Disney would rather capitalize on nostalgia by just giving us references rather than actually bringing back the Dreamfinder and redoing Figment.So uhm, uhh... That new Figment jacket and popcorn bucket are pretty cool huh? I know we all groan whenever they somehow milk a dragon but at least the merch is cool.
Oh for sure! But it’s just irritating.. cause it’s like.. oh yeah, awesome merch! But why isn’t the ride what it should be to coincide w that? You’d be making even more money off merch if the ride was back to the way it originally was w the enhancements we would’ve liked to have seen (ala how Haunted Mansion, Great Moments w Lincoln, and DL’s Fantasyland rides (minus Snow White’s Enchanted Wish) have been enhanced lately.So uhm, uhh... That new Figment jacket and popcorn bucket are pretty cool huh? I know we all groan whenever they somehow milk a dragon but at least the merch is cool.
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