We left bad vibes at that dying thread, but funny.What about personal jet packs for each guest? With the new RFID technology we can just swoop into the park of our choice and have it registered on our magic band. You could even land in the queue of the attraction or dining experience of your choosing. Another idea is really long elevators turned on their sides....that way the elevator could give you horizontal movement from place to place. Also, I've almost perfected teleportation in my basement.