Few things on the use of children for Epcot Forever:
First, this sums it up well:
Second, Wishes didn't use kids for its pre-show announcements:
Kids were not giving the 15 minute reminder for Wishes. You had Jiminy Cricket paired with professional, adult voice talent giving the relevant info. No one would be complaining (well, apart from
@Allyp!
) if they had paired Figment with the guy from the RoE announcements, or even the woman from the Epcot Experience video, to give the pre-show announcements.
And third, yes, Wishes used kids to sing some of the songs, just as Epcot Forever does, and I actually don't mind that. But the kids didn't give the narration in Wishes. Jiminy Cricket was the host and who provided the narration in Wishes, and if they had used Figment in the same way for Epcot Forever (as apparently was originally planned), you'd have a lot fewer complaints about the show, not to mention it would have been a much better fit for a show that's been billed as "a love letter to Epcot."
Finally, I've been going to Disney theme parks for more than 20 years now, and for me, the announcements in the parks are as "Disney" as the characters and movies. Some of these are outright iconic at this point, like Haunted Mansion's ghost host, Big Thunder Mountain's "Howdy pardners!", or even Jack Wagner's "Please stand clear of the doors" on the monorail. They're one of the little details that make the Disney parks better than your local amusement park, precisely because Disney announcements are usually such a great thematic fit with their corresponding show or attraction.
But the pre-show kids and narration in Epcot Forever just don't work. They don't work in the context of World Showcase (arguably the most "adult" area of the WDW parks) and they don't work in the context of Epcot history (kids have never given the announcements or narration in previous Epcot nighttime shows). Even setting those things aside, they aren't the best fit for Epcot Forever. Figment would work so much better - in terms of theme, relevance, synergy, and nostalgia. There's no reason to use kids and every reason to use Figment, yet they didn't.
This has nothing to do with childhood insecurities or Freudian psycho analysis or whatever nonsensical carp you want to throw out there; it's about poor creative choices that contribute to an overall lackluster show.