Dumbest Thing You've Heard a Guest Say

[Rich T]

"I can't wait to try the new boblseds!"
That was me again, minutes before enduring the most painful ride of my life.

 

[George Lucas on a Bench]

Still, not as violent and painful as the Son of Beast.

 

[daringstoic]

Getting off of Splash Mountain and walking up to the CM at the exit near the photo screens. "How do I know which picture is mine?" "Well, ma'am, it's the one with you in it." "But how do I know which one I'm in?" "Look for your face?"

 

[worldfanatic]

I was watching Illuminations from the Italy Pavilion and the Earth Globe's video projections obviously had some technical problems & were not working.
The person next to me told his companion "that globe used to have things to see on it, but Disney made budget cuts a couple years ago & eliminated them".

I just shook my head.....and downed my beer.

 

[WDWJeffC37]

Several years ago a woman got on the Magic Kingdom bus at POFQ and once we on our way she asked the driver when we will get to Universal Studios. He explained several times that these buses do not go to US only to Disney Parks. She stood there and argued with him saying someone at the resort told her that this was the bus to US. I don't know what happened to her but we got off the bus a MK and had a great day. Cheers!!!!!!!!

 

[Joebradley62]

The first year Indy was open, two geeky teenage guys ahead of me in line were discussing how the Rat Room projection was "the largest hologram ever used in a park."

Also, more than once I've heard a guest refer to all the coasters (not just the Matterhorn) as "sleds." Is that a regional thing?

Yes some people refer to them as sleds.

 

[Deleted member 107043]

I don't know what happened to her but we got off the bus a MK and had a great day.

Poor thing. Why am I imagining her still there still lost trying to find her way from MK to USO? lol

 

[Lee C]

A man at the Pepper's Market at Coronado yelling at his crying 4yo daughter: "Hurry up and eat. If we don't make it to park by 8am, the whole trip will be ruined!"

 

[UncleMike101]

A man at the Pepper's Market at Coronado yelling at his crying 4yo daughter: "Hurry up and eat. If we don't make it to park by 8am, the whole trip will be ruined!"

Some parents need to be spanked.............

 

[Rascal!]

As the bus was pulling up in front of The Hollywood Studios we could see the top of the Tower of Terror and a mother was asking her son what the ride was and he very seriously replied that the building that she could see was something at Universal Studios. When he wasn't within earshot I told her what and where it was. She was truly grateful to know that there was somebody who could set her straight on that.

 

[Rascal!]

This isn't dumb, just awfully cute. During one of the anniversaries of WDW a little boy was standing near me with his parents at The Magic Kingdom explaining to them that the castle didn't actually have frosting all over it, the decorations we're just balloons that had just been added to look like the castle was a big birthday cake

 

[spock8113]

My posts.

 

[D.Silentu]

I was standing in line for Big Thunder and overheard a woman exclaim,"...what else could I do? So, I leaned across the counter and hit her in the face!" To this day I'm curious as to the context of such a remark!

 

[Deleted member 107043]

I was standing in line for Big Thunder and overheard a woman exclaim,"...what else could I do? So, I leaned across the counter and hit her in the face!" To this day I'm curious as to the context of such a remark!

Kind of unrelated, but one thing that really bothers me are guests who curse or use rude language at Disneyland. I'm certainly no prude, and maybe I'm old fashioned, but I'm respectful of my surroundings and try to monitor what I say when I'm visiting a Disney resort.

 

[StarWarsGirl]

I think we need a thread about the dumbest things forum members have said.

We already have the dumbest post in the form of the "Unmagical Day" thread.

 

[StarWarsGirl]

Auto-topia.

Better

"Ought-o-pee-a"

 

[Rich T]

We already have the dumbest post in the form of the "Unmagical Day" thread.

The "Unmagical Day at the Magic Kingdom" post is still one of the funniest things I've ever read in my life. The part about Sam the Manager reads like the world's funniest beginner-reader book!

 

[StarWarsGirl]

Oh, another one that was recurring...

I tell people I'm from Maryland when I'm out in DL, and they have no clue where Maryland is. It's a toss up between upstate California, near New York, in the middle of the country, or one person asked if it was in Canada. I usually tell them near DC, and sometimes they'll get it...and other times they won't.

 

[Old Mouseketeer]

Child in the boarding area of Pirates "is that really the night sky?".

Pirate CM replies "yes, there you can see the constellation 'worklight' next to the 'ventilation nebula'."

And it was the pirate with the real pegleg. I miss him--they said he transferred somewhere else.

 

[UncleMike101]

Child in the boarding area of Pirates "is that really the night sky?".

Pirate CM replies "yes, there you can see the constellation 'worklight' next to the 'ventilation nebula'."

And it was the pirate with the real pegleg. I miss him--they said he transferred somewhere else.

Hmmm........
I wonder if, when they told him he was being transferred, he gave them an aarrrgh-ument?

Sorry.............