Based on one of my posts from July 2003:
The Timekeeper, once known as the Transportaurium, opened to Magic Kingdom guests with New Tomorrowland in 1995.
The show features Timekeeper (Robin Williams), a nutty robot professor who invites us to test out the latest invention at the Metropolis Science Center. "He'd love to take the time to take you through time!"
We enter the 360-degree theater after viewing a short preshow about Timekeeper and his assistant, NineEye (Rhea Perlman). She's a droid who will show us what her nine eyes pick up (9 circle vision screens; one for each eye). As NineEye says, "Whatever I see, you see. See?"
Following the short preshow, which comically includes information on Timekeeper's idols, H.G. Wells and Jules Verne, we are lead to the experimental theater room. Timekeeper is up front with his giant contraptions and controls. As we load, we can hear a few of his Disney-famous jokes:
"For your safety, I've invented rails for you to lean on. I call them...lean rails. Please do not sit on the lean rails. Because...they're there to LEAN on."
*Horn Nosise*: Arroooga!
Timekeeper: I don't know why that's there except to go "Arrooooga!"
"Now, please form double rows and move to the center of the theater. DO IT! YOU'VE BEEN WAITING OUTSIDE, YOU'VE BEEN IN LINE FOR A WHILE...JUST DO IT! (Calmly) Thank you."
This is an introduction to the mad professor...(who's incidentally at the controls). Eventually, the show begins and Audio-Animatronics Timekeeper introduces his assistant.
9-Eye: We're ready to go!
Timekeeper: I'LL decide when we're ready to go! We're ready to go.
The first portion of the show involves a trip BACK in time. We lose track of 9-Eye for a moment ("Miserable piece of metal!"), but she is quickly recovered. We first go all the way back to the time of the dinosaurs via the 360 screens. Next, we go to forward to the Ice Age, "Fabulous!", where NineEye better have hot cup of anti-freeze. We are then taken to 1453, the time of the Printing Press, but Timekeeper accidentally throws NineEye into a Scottish war. "No one's wearing underwear!"
Next, we make a quick stop at the Renaissance era to see Leonardo Da Vinci, one of Timekeeper's personal heroes. "La Macchina di tempo...to go." We don't stay long, but we learn quick enough that "gravity works" when we see one of Da Vinci's attempts to fly fail.
Next, we go to Mozart's 5th Birthday Recital. The young chap is playing away with Louis XVI (with his head still on) in the background. The group spots 9-Eye - but Timekeeper must work fast before he changes history. He quickly takes NineEye to the Paris Exposition, where we see the Eifell Tower being built in "fast forward". "Isn't that a great effect?" says Timekeeper. "I planned it that way, I really did."
Then, as Timekeeper has always dreamed, he makes a stop at the Universal Exposition of Paris 1900. Why did he stop? Because two of his heroes, HG Wells (Jeremy Irons) and Jules Verne (Michel Piccoli) are about to discuss their then-seeming impossible scientific achievements.
The music starts to fade into Bruce Broughton's famous Time to Time theme in a dramatic sense as Timekeeper drools over his heroes. HG Wells has brought a Time Machine model to the 1900 Convention...which Jules Verne finds utterly impossible. HG replies, "Impossible? Why, this may be imPROBABLE, but believe me, it's NOT impossible!" (The message of the theme will carry on to inspire).
When Jules spots NineEye, things REALLY start to get out of control. Timekeeper accidentally takes Jules Verne with him...to the future! Will Jules get to see the future? Timekeeper debates: "No I can't, Yes I can, No I Can't, Yes I can, No I can't, Yes I can, No I Can't!" (But that won't stop Verne, of course).
One of the most dramatic and inspirational scenes in Disney 360 history is about to occur as a visionary is about to see the future.
Jules (excited, of course) is taken on a train (but not inside, "picky picky"), in a racecar ("Pop a wheelie!"), on a bobsled, on a helicopter ("If Ya Had Wings, I'd Let Ya Go!"), and more. "I'm flying!" Jules yells. It's up to the parkgoer to appreciate our progress and how amazing it would be to experience this in Jules's shoes. We go undersea (There goes Susanne Sommers pulled by a blender fish) and back over the countryside ("Hello, Trevor! Take care!") and into New York, New York! You can spot the World Trade Center in the background.
But what REALLY touches Jules is when he is sent to the moon. ("We have an indentified Frenchman, Houston!") - for Jules wrote "From the Earth to the Moon." His dream HAS come true. And, what seemed impossible, or improbable, is now our REALITY. This is the
promise of tomorrow. The score has picked up to a point that could bring tears to the keen analyzer.
However, Jules MUST get back - there are 30 seconds until his speech at the Exposition. Just like any Disney classic, Jules gets back, but HG "can't believe what [he's] seeing" when he spots Nine Eye. HG yells, "It's IMPOSSIBLE!" And Jules replies.."Improbible...Impossible no!" Looks like the tables have turned, no?
We leave Jules and HG...and then it's OUR tour to see OUR future! But there's a twist at the end. . . looks like you'll have to check it out to find out.
Timekeeper is one of the most comical, educational, and emotional shows created by Walt Disney Imagineering. Yet, at the same time, it's hilarious! Just like any Disney classic, guests are learning (more than they think) while laughing their butts off.
No Pixar bumper car ride could ever do justice!