Disney World Jokes

[Walt Disney1955]

A few more. Not really "jokes", but worth a chuckle.
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Those are really funny. Now I know Danny Devito is probably hosting that particular Saturday Night Live and I can assume it is the early 1980s because Eddie Murphy is a cast member (when he was funny). I believe that is Rhea Perlman sitting next to Danny but I can't make out the rest of the actors. The early 1980s was a poor time for SNL. Does anyone else know who they are and what year this is from?

 

[Disneydreamer23]

:zipit: Haha, i was fighting with myself in my head whether to say Stich or The Yeti.


I have another joke...Dare i say it....

FIGMENT



To far....? Am i gonna get lynched?

No because it wasnt you that said it it was Wonders of life.. Dr Nigel Channing is the main guy from Figment...

 

[Walt Disney1955]

Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men (I wish he'd get back on that show):

The episode where he fails to tell anyone he has a girlfriend and mockingly makes a phone call in front of his girlfriend to a girl he met in Disneyland:

"Hey (girl's name) we met at Disneyland 30 years ago, and I just wanted to let you know I have a girlfriend now. Yeah Mr. Toad's Wild Ride.........that was me!"

 

[Banksy]

Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men (I wish he'd get back on that show):

The episode where he fails to tell anyone he has a girlfriend and mockingly makes a phone call in front of his girlfriend to a girl he met in Disneyland:

"Hey (girl's name) we met at Disneyland 30 years ago, and I just wanted to let you know I have a girlfriend now. Yeah Mr. Toad's Wild Ride.........that was me!"

Which bits the joke? Charlie Sheen or what came out of Charlie Sheen's mouth? Or both? :king::dazzle:

 

[Crockett]

Why is it hard to play poker with Capt. Jack Sparrow?
Because he's always sitting on the deck.

Davy Jones & I both went to WDW to take some photos with our digital cameras. I use a Sanyo. Davy Jones uses a Cannon.

This is pretty funny. It's a recut trailer for Mary Poppins. Using real scenes from the classic film, it makes it appear as if it's a horror movie.
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Nothing's ever sacred, is it? :ROFLOL:

 

[Texas84]

"Is the wait really 15 minutes, or are you trying to trick us?"

That is actually not a joke :lookaroun

 

[WondersOfLife]

"Is the wait really 15 minutes, or are you trying to trick us?"

That is actually not a joke :lookaroun

:lol: Yes, I agree. One time we were at Magic Kingdom and it said the wait for Space Mountain was 30 minutes. It ended up being 45...

In other occasions it would say Living with the land was 45 minutes and ended up being 20.


- WondersOfLife

The last original pavilion. :king:

 

[Walt Disney1955]

Those are really funny. Now I know Danny Devito is probably hosting that particular Saturday Night Live and I can assume it is the early 1980s because Eddie Murphy is a cast member (when he was funny). I believe that is Rhea Perlman sitting next to Danny but I can't make out the rest of the actors. The early 1980s was a poor time for SNL. Does anyone else know who they are and what year this is from?

Any idea what year this is from?

 

[The Mom]

Those are really funny. Now I know Danny Devito is probably hosting that particular Saturday Night Live and I can assume it is the early 1980s because Eddie Murphy is a cast member (when he was funny). I believe that is Rhea Perlman sitting next to Danny but I can't make out the rest of the actors. The early 1980s was a poor time for SNL. Does anyone else know who they are and what year this is from?

You don't recognize Senator Al Franken? :lookaroun

I recognize Joe Piscopo as one of the security people.

 

[zurgandfriend]

You don't recognize Senator Al Franken? :lookaroun


Ah the great state of Minnesota the state that once sent Hubert Humphrey and Walter Mondale to Washington now sends Al Franken.

Moving right along my dear wife, the minister, pressed me into service as a Sunday school teacher yesterday, remembering this thread I asked the kids if they knew any Disney jokes, here are some more I heard.

Why did Mickey Mouse go into space?

He was looking for Pluto.

Who fixed everything at Disney World?

Tinkerbelle.

What does Winnie the Pooh call his girl friend?

Hunny.

What did Mickey say to Minnie when she asked if he was listening to her?

I’m all ears.

Why did Woody give Bulls eye cough syrup?

Because he was horse.

 

[Crockett]

Any idea what year this is from?

I'm guessing '82 or '83 (?) :shrug:
DeVito hosted so many times on SNL, it's hard to figure.

 

[Walt Disney1955]

You don't recognize Senator Al Franken? :lookaroun

I recognize Joe Piscopo as one of the security people.

Was that Franken jumping into the water? Yeah it would be early 1980s for sure. Again, like I said, a low water time for SNL

 

[Crockett]

"Something tells me I'm not the best looking guy out there. Everytime I ride Haunted Mansion, I come out with a paycheck."

 

[The Mom]

Was that Franken jumping into the water? Yeah it would be early 1980s for sure. Again, like I said, a low water time for SNL

Yep, that was him.

Interestingly (or not) I passed up a chance to be in the audience for an early (around 1977 or 78) SNL audience because I had never heard of it. Friends were living in Manhattan at the time.

 

[trr1]

Yep, that was him.

Interestingly (or not) I passed up a chance to be in the audience for an early (around 1977 or 78) SNL audience because I had never heard of it. Friends were living in Manhattan at the time.

wow the mom your parents were going to let you go at 9 year old!!

 

[The Mom]

wow the mom your parents were going to let you go at 9 year old!!

No, my husband didn't want to go.

 

[trr1]

No, my husband didn't want to go.

you were married at 9?

 

[unkadug]

you were married at 9?

I think they were married a few years earlier.

 

[rsoxguy]

you were married at 9?

I think they were married a few years earlier.

Hillbillies, no doubt.

 

[WondersOfLife]

Last time I went to Tomorrowland at Magic Kingdom I saw a group of people around the talking trash can and kids were running around the park looking for things to throw in the trash can... Disney has some really smart ways of cleaning up the park! :lol:


- WondersOfLife

The last original pavilion. :king: