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Disney World Jokes
- Thread starter WondersOfLife
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sublimesting
Well-Known Member
Yeah, the only one I know involves Pinocchio and Snow White....
zurgandfriend
Well-Known Member
The punchline being "lie you little sucker lie!"
DznyGrlSD
Well-Known Member
- In the Parks
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My 2 BFF and I spent the entire last week asking "stupid guest questions"
For example:
The ropes were up for the 3pm parade at MK and I asked my friend "Excuse me, is there going to be a parade or something?"
We were in line for Jungle Cruise and I asked: "Excuse me, is this the line for Turkey Legs?"
We were in line for Spaceship Earth and I asked: "Excuse me, how many times does this ride go upside down?"
and on, and on, all week - we had way too much fun :ROFLOL:
For example:
The ropes were up for the 3pm parade at MK and I asked my friend "Excuse me, is there going to be a parade or something?"
We were in line for Jungle Cruise and I asked: "Excuse me, is this the line for Turkey Legs?"
We were in line for Spaceship Earth and I asked: "Excuse me, how many times does this ride go upside down?"
and on, and on, all week - we had way too much fun :ROFLOL:
Bulldog1653
Active Member
I thought it was with the good fairy and not Snow White.
sublimesting
Well-Known Member
No but there is one featuring the fairy godmother, Cinderella, and a pumpkin.
zurgandfriend
Well-Known Member
My dear wife, the minister, has a day care in her church. I spoke to her earlier today, told her about this thread, so she asked the little ones if they knew any Disney jokes. Here is what the kids told her.
Why was Cinderella kicked off the softball team?
She kept running away from the ball.
What does Mickey Mouse Drive?
A Minnie Van.
Why is Cinderella such a bad softball player?
Because she has a pumpkin for a coach
How do you catch Chip n Dale?
Climb a tree and act like a nut.
What do you call a fairy that doesn’t take a bath?
Stinker Bell.
Why was Cinderella kicked off the softball team?
She kept running away from the ball.
What does Mickey Mouse Drive?
A Minnie Van.
Why is Cinderella such a bad softball player?
Because she has a pumpkin for a coach
How do you catch Chip n Dale?
Climb a tree and act like a nut.
What do you call a fairy that doesn’t take a bath?
Stinker Bell.
Bulldog1653
Active Member
sublimesting, you'll have to PM that one to me, I would love to read it. I have a million jokes but almost none of them are appropriate for this forum or topic.
dave&di
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Lucky
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Crockett
Banned
^These are cute.
Q: How do you drown Gaston?
A: You put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
Bulldog1653
Active Member
I agree about drowning Gaston. That one's hilarious.
THEMEPARKPIONEER
Well-Known Member
I call it Spaceship Earth and I make sure everyone I am with says the same
.I knew it... they are all robots and I bet the yeti was shot just like that lady and the guy in the chip costume.
mickeymatt
Active Member
Love th SNL skit! I had never seen that! "One down and 4 more to go......"!
Kind of reminds me of Kingdom Keepers.
mickeymatt
Active Member
Why does Alice not eat mushrooms?
She never took a lichen to them!
She never took a lichen to them!
Banksy
New Member
:zipit: Haha, i was fighting with myself in my head whether to say Stich or The Yeti.
I have another joke...Dare i say it....
FIGMENT
To far....? Am i gonna get lynched?