When I encounter a "stupid rule," I simply come up with a smart (or equally stupid) solution. For example, there was a rule that tripods were not allowed in Central Park. But that did not deter the use of monopods, bipods, or - you guessed it - quadpods. Stupid rule? Maybe. Stupid solution? You bet. But since we - and NYPD - all know what a "tripod" is, a table (with four legs) does not constitute the prohibited three-legged item. And in this case, bringing a table into the park is actually worse than a tripod, but hey, I didn't make the stupid rule. If Disney bans the use of tripods, that would even include those 6-inch tripods used for point and shoot cameras. I use those all the time with the camera's timer for group photos. But even though they are the size of 3 Bic pens bundled together, I suppose that they would still be prohibited (unless Disney were to specify an exact height/leg length for prohibited tripods).
There are plenty of camera-steadying options available that are not three-legged offenders. Some are more convenient than tripods, and some are bulkier and less convenient. But there are options out there. Clamps, beanbags, 1-2-or-4 legged pods, etc.
If and when confronted with such a stupid rule, I'd like to go into the park and set up one of these non-offending (non-tripod) structures:
:lookaroun
And whatever the heck this thing is - it's not a tripod:
The only reasonable explanations for why a theme park would prohibit tripods are (1) they could be disguises for more menacing instrumentalities such as weapons, or (2) they could "get in the way" and interrupt guest traffic, or pose as risks that other guests might trip over, etc.
Well, we all know how [un]thorough security bag checks have become, and security checks only relate to bags (and not what is on the person), and tripods have become much smaller and lightweight, so I doubt it's the "potential menacing instrumentality" reason. There's nothing that a would-be-problem-causer would need to carry inside of a disguised tripod that couldn't be placed inside of a pocket, or pants, or jacket, etc. I suppose someone could machine the hollow legs into flasks, but then again, that's what flasks are for.
As for "getting in the way," most guests don't want to carry bulky tripods around all day, and tripods have become very small and lightweight compared to the good ol' days of over-the-shoulder VHS cameras. They don't "get in the way" any more than a single person does; unless the photographer is getting
really creative with angles or has such a large camera that a larger footprint is required. Brazilian tour groups permitted, but tripods prohibited? Maybe if we paid separate admission for our tripods... :hammer:
Okay, class, just to review:
The following item is
technically a tripod, and thus it would be a
prohibited item:
The following item is technically not a tripod, and thus it would not be a prohibited item in the event that tripods are scheduled as prohibited items:
Stupid? Exactly.
:brick: