garagely
Active Member
Oh, I've got one! A small one.
Last year I needed to get from the MK to Trader Sam's, and the monorail wasn't running that day. I decided to take one of the resort launches, because it made no sense to take the boat to the TTC and walk. I got in line behind some other people. Others lined up behind me. It was a hot spring day, and the boat back seemed to take an exceptionally long time to get back to us. There was a family in front of me, two parents and two kids. The Dad was at the end of his patience, I think. He was trying to speak over his kids and they were just running around and screaming. One of them was trying to get his attention. He ignored him and kept speaking to the Mom. And that's when it happened...
The kid who had been trying to get his attention grabbed on to Dad's pants and hung on with his full weight. So this kid effectively pantsed his Dad, who was wearing tighty whities btw. The kid really yanked those pants down good. There was one frozen moment of horror, everyone around kind of collectively gasped and then went silent, and he hitched his pants up and let fly a tapestry of profanity that is still hanging over the Seven Seas Lagoon to this very day. I'm certain a lot of the other children in line learned new words on that day. Then, we all had to climb on the boat together. The most awkward of silences ensued.
Last year I needed to get from the MK to Trader Sam's, and the monorail wasn't running that day. I decided to take one of the resort launches, because it made no sense to take the boat to the TTC and walk. I got in line behind some other people. Others lined up behind me. It was a hot spring day, and the boat back seemed to take an exceptionally long time to get back to us. There was a family in front of me, two parents and two kids. The Dad was at the end of his patience, I think. He was trying to speak over his kids and they were just running around and screaming. One of them was trying to get his attention. He ignored him and kept speaking to the Mom. And that's when it happened...
The kid who had been trying to get his attention grabbed on to Dad's pants and hung on with his full weight. So this kid effectively pantsed his Dad, who was wearing tighty whities btw. The kid really yanked those pants down good. There was one frozen moment of horror, everyone around kind of collectively gasped and then went silent, and he hitched his pants up and let fly a tapestry of profanity that is still hanging over the Seven Seas Lagoon to this very day. I'm certain a lot of the other children in line learned new words on that day. Then, we all had to climb on the boat together. The most awkward of silences ensued.