Vaslav Gerkoff
Banned
Sorry for so many posts. I had to tell somebody.
How long did it take you to write and then cut/paste all that shyte?
Sorry for so many posts. I had to tell somebody.
How long did it take you to write and then cut/paste all that shyte?
EPCOT
1. Gran Fiesta Tour - They wasted money destroying (what used to be) El Rio Del Tiempo, the ride in the Mexico pavilion at Epcot. It used to be a cheerful and exotic ride. Now, it is a Donald Duck ride, mocking and offensive to Mexican culture. Donald Duck isn't, and never will be, Mexican. I'm sure many people who come from Mexico now take personal offense and find this ride obscene. To be honest, it's hard to believe this ride isn't just some kind of a joke.
2. The Epcot Graveyard, a.k.a, the Leave a Legacy Tombstones. These have got to be the most depressing things I have ever seen. Disney's never-ending greed has led to the downfall of all of these poor, unsuspecting victims. They have drained them of their life savings, and in turn, their souls.
3. The Wonders of Life Pavilion - First, they took out the best of the Wonders of Life Pavilion - the stationary bikes that allowed guests to bike through Disneyland California. Then, they shut down the Wonders of Life Pavilion altogether, turning it into a ghost town, not to mention, a tremendous waste of space.
4. Journey into the Imagination - Please, please PLEASE turn down the volume, Disney! This ride is so unbelievably loud, that riding it too often will literally make you go deaf. Any sound over 85 decibels can cause hearing loss, and any sound over 140 decibels can cause immediate damage to your hearing. Figment screeches at the top of his lungs probably pushing around 200 decibels. Unfortunately this is not an exaggeration by any means. I saw a seeing-eye dog on this ride once (and we all know dogs have very sensitive ears), and I just felt so bad for the poor thing. After the ride was over, it didn't seem to be hearing its owners commands. Disney shouldn't allow seeing-eye dogs on the rides that cause hearing loss. That is cruelty to animals among other things. In fact, they really shouldn't allow service animals on rides at all, but rather, allow them to meet their owners at the exit. Here are some reviews from theme park insider.
5. Spaceship Earth - As one reviewer put it, "This ride used to be a lot of fun. But now they've taken out all of the audio animatronics at the end because they're too cheap to bother maintaining them."
6. Ellen's Energy Adventure - Speaking of boring, how exciting does a 45 minute lecture on drilling for oil and the benefits of windmills sound? Not like an adventure, that's for sure. Apparently I'm not the only one who feels this way. One reviewer of theme park insider had this to say:
"This ride is 45 minutes of pure, unadulterated torture. The "educational ride" aspect may be a good concept, but Ellen's Energy Adventure does not portray it as such. Instead, it takes "education" to absurd extremes. When I went on this ride, ten minutes into it, I was already begging and pleading to get off, but I couldn't. I was trapped - trapped in a horrible dimension I couldn't get out of. The person sitting next to me soon fell asleep, most likely out of sheer self-defense, and proceeded to snore loudly throughout the remainder of the ride. The little boy behind me kept informing us all about his urgent bathroom needs, which he had no hope of taking care of any time in the near future.
MAGIC KINGDOM
7. The Enchanted Tiki Room Under New Management - I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw this. Iago has a very distasteful and annoying role in this no-longer-enchanted tiki room. Not only that, but the theming no longer makes any sense whatsoever. The tiki room is supposed to take place in a tropical setting - so how did an African Hornbill and a Macaw from Morocco find their way into the tropics??
8. Stitch's Great Escape - The absolute WORST. The terrible thing is, it doesn't cater to ANY age group! Younger children don't like it because it's dark and loud, with sudden noises and blasts of air. Older kids, teenagers, and adults don't like it because it also happens to be very corny, and many find Stitch's little sayings (such as "Missed me, missed me, now you've got to kiss me") to be neither entertaining nor amusing, but instead irritating and bothersome. To say Stitch acts obnoxious on this ride is putting it mildly.
As if this wasn't enough, Disney also decided to add in one final wicked and immoral act of cruelty : the horrible, sickening, nauseous, repulsive, revolting smell of Stitch burping in your face. Yes, that's right. You get burped on. If this has been your lifelong dream, then Disney really is the place where dreams come true. The foul stench of chili-dog burp is so realistic, so pungent, it can actually induce vomiting and gag reflexes. And the smell is incredibly powerful, so that you can even notice a faint stench in the air when you first walk into Stitch's torture chamber. I think it is safe to say that $100 admission is a steep price to pay to be belched on.
I also found this on theme park insider:
NOTE FROM FORMER CAST MEMBER OF THE ATTRACTION: MANY times I have had to escort kids out of the Chamber (theater) that were scared between the ages of 4 and 8. Parents this is not the stitch you see in the movie. This is Experiment 626, meaning, this attraction was meant to be a prequel to the movie and stitch was pretty obnoxious. Like it says in the description 3 of the 8 minutes spent in the chamber are in TOTAL DARKNESS and special effects make it seem like stitch is on top of you and harassing you. SPOILER: for parents with young children, be ready in the second dark scene for air to shoot into the back of your hair startling most young kids. I have yet to figure out the target audience Disney set for stitch because older kids and adults find it cheesy and sometimes boring or dumb and young children get scared half to death!
9. Space Mountain - The rockets no longer glow and you can no longer see the rockets whizzing through space above you while standing in line. To add insult to injury, they also made it so you can no longer see the Tomorrowland Transit Authority People Mover passing through.
HOLLYWOOD STUDIOS
-nothing I can think of really. It seems to be the one park in Disney World that hasn't really been destroyed... yet. Based on (some of) the incompetent management we've seen so far, it's probably only a matter of time.
ANIMAL KINGDOM
11. Expedition Everest - Even though this is a relatively new ride, Disney's ruined some of it... already. When Expedition Everest first opened, Disney boasted about how advanced the Yeti audio animatronic was. Unfortunately, this is something many people will never see. The Yeti, now rendered motionless, appears to be no more advanced than a brick wall. While the ride itself is still fun, the principle is insulting. Disney either takes out or immobilizes many of their audio animatronics because, as one reviewer said, "they're too cheap to bother maintaining them. Just another sad tale of Disney's newfound greed and hatred toward their guests."
DISNEY'S CALIFORNIA ADVENTURE
12. DCA - This is VERY sad. As many people know, it was built on the cheap. The only good ride there is Soarin' over California.
OTHER
14. Lately, Disney has been trying to cater too much to little kids, and not enough to other age groups, even though all of these other age groups combined (ages 10 - 100) make up the majority of the population. The "pirate and princess" things have a very limited target audience - namely, spoiled and/or rich kids within a certain age group only. As a result, little kids who fit into the age group but can't afford to spend $50 on hair and makeup end up feeling very left out, as do those who would like to dress up but feel they are too old.
15. Disney has consistently raised the price of admission every year for the past five years. This is clearly not inflation. This is greed.
Im sure I heard on the keys tour it was something to do with false perspective and the tunnels.
5. Spaceship Earth -
As one reviewer put it, "This ride used to be a lot of fun. But now they've taken out all of the audio animatronics at the end because they're too cheap to bother maintaining them.
You might be surprised to hear that there was not ONE single audio-animatronic in the descent of the ride.
I really hope you do not go to WDW ever if all of these things trouble you. Many of your negatives are positives for me.
EPCOT
1. Gran Fiesta Tour - They wasted money destroying (what used to be) El Rio Del Tiempo, the ride in the Mexico pavilion at Epcot. It used to be a cheerful and exotic ride. Now, it is a Donald Duck ride, mocking and offensive to Mexican culture. Donald Duck isn't, and never will be, Mexican. I'm sure many people who come from Mexico now take personal offense and find this ride obscene. To be honest, it's hard to believe this ride isn't just some kind of a joke.
Why don't you go watch the movie the ride is now based on, before sprouting this BS.
EXACTLY, Tigger! Walt Disney HIMSELF used these VERY characters to act as hosts of a fun and festive, musical travelogue of Latin America, including Mexico, in the film The Three Caballeros! And the film was a big HIT in Latin America!
I think people's idea of going "downhill" have more to do with how society, technology and guest expectation is changing. It's a tough battle to please everyone anymore and you can't expect one company to do it all.
Not to mention that several big Latin American stars of the day appeared in the film, doubt they would have if it were "offensive".
And for the record the only one of the Three Caballeros that is Mexican is Panchito. Donald isn't Mexican, nor do they ever claim he is!
Yes, ever since they got rid of the pats of butter that had the WDW "D" logo with the mouse head in them and also the butter in the shape of Mickey at the castle.
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