Next time, I'll be sure to put a disclaimer that I am speaking in jest to ensure I don't confuse you. In this case, I was using a facetious example to illustrate my opinion that the quality of most people's shaky phone videos pales in comparison to those taken on and/or with professional equipment, like the videos I referenced. The iPhone 3G is obviously quite obsolete.
Since you seem like someone who likes specifics, allow me to point out that the iPhone is not on its 13th edition, as you claim. The iPhone 13 came out yesterday, yes, but there have been far more than 13 editions since the original, when taking into account deviations such as "S", "SE", and "C" versions, as well as Mini, Max, and Pro versions. I'm not even sure you know what you're talking about.
There is no comparison between the videos taken on and with pro equipment, and the phone video taken on the average guest's phone. Consider how the explosions of the fireworks and cheers from the crowds drown out the soundtrack, and the phone can't be held still due to arm fatigue when the video is shot on someone's phone. Pro equipment can help stabilize the shot and reduce ambient noise, helping to create a superior video to anything the average guest with their phone held high can. That was the point I was making.