Describe an attraction….badly.

[Screamface]

Besides a few elements, not very much like the Rock movie.

 

[S.I.R. the Robot]

BOBA FETT LAUGHING EVILLY

 

[Minthorne]

Walking with H20

 

[Fox&Hound]

I actually overheard a guy say this to his girlfriend (humorously) while passing by the attraction recently:

"Wanna wait 45 minutes in line to do bicep curls?"

I fell over laughing. #legit #istilllovetheattractionANDtheworkout

I am stumped. What ride?

 

[Goofyernmost]

I am stumped. What ride?

Just a guess but I would think it is Buzz Lightyears Spin where you have to keep pulling on the cord to kill the aliens. Or is that the one in Toy Story Land that does that. I know one of them does.

 

[monorail81]

Just a guess but I would think it is Buzz Lightyears Spin where you have to keep pulling on the cord to kill the aliens. Or is that the one in Toy Story Land that does that. I know one of them does.

It’s Midway Mania in Toy Story Land. Pulling that stupid string.

 

[Goofyernmost]

It’s Midway Mania in Toy Story Land. Pulling that stupid string.

I knew it was one of them but I couldn't remember which. Thanks. I'd like to talk to whomever designed that system so I could give them what for!

Spoiler: Fun Fact:

This post could also have a vague reference to another attraction.

 

[MarvelCharacterNerd]

I am stumped. What ride?

WEB SLINGERS (which I love but is admittedly an arm workout!)

 

[Ginzuishou]

you spin around, watch a screen, and press buttons

 

[Screamface]

you spin around, watch a screen, and press buttons

feel sick

 

[Architectural Guinea Pig]

”ride” on a bumpy machine thingy as you traverse numerous human things with giant heads, and watch as their goofy-ah grins become wider, then go to an array of screaming people and blinding lights for the ride of your life.

 

[Goofy213]

If you like cake and if you like toast. Ride this ride and be amazed that there is no CAKETOAST.

 

[Drdcm]

Behold the spectacle of air conditioning units and wires on top of buildings!

 

[DavidDL]

Probably the worst description of a ride I've ever heard came from a gal I was training a few years ago. Disneyland came up in a conversation one day and when I told her my favorite ride was the Haunted Mansion, she said: "Oh yeah, that's the one that goes real slow and and nothing really happens, right?".

Imagine that on the park maps!

Haunted Mansion
Take a spine-tingling tour of this dark, haunted estate.
The one that goes real slow and nothing really happens.

 

[Disstevefan1]

Probably the worst description of a ride I've ever heard for a ride came from a gal I was training a few years ago. Disneyland came up in a conversation one day and when I told her my favorite ride was the Haunted Mansion, she said: "Oh yeah, that's the one that goes real slow and and nothing really happens, right?".

Imagine that on the park maps!

Haunted Mansion
Take a spine-tingling tour of this dark, haunted estate.
The one that goes real slow and nothing really happens.

 

[Disstevefan1]

An attraction space that was totally leveled then totally rebuilt to just about the same thing they leveled , given a name most guests don’t recognize and is used for character meet and greet that were done in the original attraction space.

 

[NickMaio]

Get bent over forwards and flung around a while........
And then ride tron.

 

[FettFan]

Dad Jokes: The Ride

 

[vikescaper]

Spirit Halloween: The Hotel. Coming October 2023.

 

[Cmdr_Crimson]

Star Wars the empty mall