Describe an attraction….badly.

DisneyHead123

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Whirling kitchenware of puke

Elebenty billion stairs to nowhere - in a tree!

Clueless dads who thought Stitch was like, a cute fun character, get in trouble because the kid won’t sleep alone for a month (closed)

Feign a sense of superiority that you value history while in reality soaking up the air conditioning

Have an eerie sense that you are about to be beheaded because you can’t see anything but dang it seems like you’re zooming by things that are really close to your head

Be vaguely shocked that in the current zeitgeist there’s an attraction where kids handle realistic firearms aimed at ambiguous targets.

Remember that you are the product of the American public education system when you can’t identify all of the countries presented based on clues about cultural traditions and dress. (For non Americans, the “make a mental note not to ever, ever watch M3GAN within a year of getting on this ride again”.)

The Island Of crashing, overstimulated toddlers taking a break from the rest of the park
 

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