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[krisri18]

PART EIGHT - Lost in the hallways of Animal Kingdom Lodge

Okay so remember, our room number was 4572, and the reason I know that, and would have known that during what follows is that I had a video right on my phone that showed the door with 4572 right on it

I knew that view looked familiar! We had room 5572 in August! One floor above but the view looked the same!

 

[prfctlyximprct]

I have two pages to go but I’m dying. I’m literally crying on my couch right now.

Thank goodness I didn’t buy those Cheerios when I saw they were on sale! Five boxes for ten bucks seemed like a good idea... chocolate, peanut butter... what could be wrong with them?

The picture of you with the random people is the best. You look like you’re their best friend on a holly jolly disney vacation together. The fact you have not a clue who they are has me in Hysterics.

Red wine trucker guy by being slapped in the face with frying pans.. omg I can’t even deal!!!!!!!

You need a reality show.

 

[Tony the Tigger]

PART TWENTY AND A HALF - Because I didn't mean to hit post yet on that last section

On we go, around the world, and next to the pub in England!

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Well, as you can see, we were pretty much ready for the Betty Ford Clinic at that point, but before we left, Phil had to eat whaetver this unidentified thing is:
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Also, whatever this disgusting looking thing is:
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And of course, Drunky McDrunken Skank had to have one last beer and food taste as well.
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And just like that, Food and Wine 2017 was over. But of course, as you know, EPCOT closes at 9:00 PM and the Victoria Falls Lounge at Animal Kingdom Lodge closes at midnight...so...what seemed like 9 million hours later on a very crowded bus (see a pattern here), we were back at AKL.

We did go for a nightcap at Victoria Falls, but it all becomes a bit blurry after that. Luckily for photographic evidence. As mentioned previously, there is no telling what I'm going to find on my phone the next morning:

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PS - Yes, I am fully aware that my face is the face of insanity and PPS - I seriously have absolutely no idea who any of those people are. (Except for Phil Monster)

And good thing Phil was there, or I would have gotten lost in the hallways for good that time. I'd still be roaming those halls right now, in fact.

Got back to the room, collapsed, and did I mention that they gave us a late check-out of 2PM? the next day? That was very amazing, considering that the last time we were there, they refused to give us even a five-second extra late check out.

There is just a little tiny bit left of this and I'm going to post it in just a few minutes.

That pic. Priceless. I literally LOL'd.

 

[Ellen Ripley]

amazing report, thank you!

 

[littleroo]

You really do need your own reality tv show!! I can' t wait for the next tr!! Thanks for the laughs and sincerity!!

 

[Figgy1]

Thank you again for another amazing TR and all the laughs that came with it. Time to start a go fund me for the next one oh and BTW how much life insurance does the Philmonster have? Just askin

 

[MinnieM123]

What the --------??!?!?!?!?!?!??!

I burst out laughing (again). Sorry, Buddy, that you, too, didn't get harassed, stalked, or end up on pink lady's dance card!!

Bombed, for sure!!

A picture is worth a thousand words . . .

PS - Where was this guy and his dog when I needed them, when I was lost in the halls?!?!?!?!?

Agreed. Never a cop around when you need one! My "guess" is his 4-legged companion was a drug-sniffing canine. Beagles are often used for this, due to their acute sense of smell. They can smell the stuff even if it's wrapped up and hidden. Airports use them a lot in the luggage areas in particular, but I've also seen them at work in train stations, etc.

 

[Go.Nijntje]

Thanks for an amazing trip report!

 

[Rista1313]

Thanks for the fun TR!

 

[LSV]

Very entertaining!

 

[DisneyGigi]

Great report as always! Love the drinking around the World pics and now I have Caribbean Queen stuck on repeat in my head again.. lol

 

[riverside]

What a fun trip report!! I was crying over the pictures of Phil with Pinky Lee--that was hysterical!! Also, I'm impressed with your
ability to make so many friends(whether you remember them or not)!!

The entertainment you have provided is second to none!! I hope you get to go back soon!!

 

[PacNWTigger]

@DisneyShe I didn't have Caribbean Queen stuck in my head until you mentioned it...LOL!! Caribbean Queen. Now we're sharing the same dream, and our hearts that beat as one. No more love on the run! That goes double for PhilMonster and Pinky Tuscadero! Totally cracked me up. Thank you for sharing...now I have to find another song to replace Billy Ocean. Hmmm...You put the lime in the coconut and drink them both down...and she said DOCTOR! Is there nothing I can take...

Yeah...I'm better now...

 

[sheriffwoody]

I think this was your best report yet Ok maybe second best...getting locked out naked is hard to beat.

Thanks for sharing your antics with us!

 

[steffib]

Awesome report! I was laughing all the way from the UK..not the fun, Rose and crown filled Epcot one...the real slightly rainy and a bit Brexit-y depressing one! loved it-thanks!

 

[Tiggertoo56]

Brilliant report and thoroughly enjoyed it from beginning to end, so funny and hope it won't be too long before the next. So glad to be part of this community where we can all enjoy others stories!

 

[Stacey LeDuc]

Enjoyed your trip. Thanks for sharing. Phil is no longer allowed to say he doesn’t like Disney....not believable any longer.

 

[KatieLVT]

Thank you so much for this report! I am seriously a little depressed that it's now over...I was stalking this page for updates on a daily basis. Yikes! And if I ever see you at a Disney Park, I will be sure to harass you immediately.

 

[krisri18]

Please tell me you have another Disney trip in the works!! This report was fantastic!

 

[Courtney6682]

My fave part was when you never made it to the conference lol