Wilt Dasney
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hmph..making my job harder *crosses nikechic off Christmas list*
(a week out of college and this is how I'm spending my time...6 more pages) :lookaroun
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Darrel's Pants
- Thread starter MerHearted
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hmph..making my job harder *crosses nikechic off Christmas list*
(a week out of college and this is how I'm spending my time...6 more pages) :lookaroun
figmentmom
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Wilt, does this make you the Darrel's Pants Official Archivist? Shouldn't you get a salary, or at least a break on passes?
Wilt Dasney
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I like that idea...I lost my old job at the Pants' radio station after I played a Janet Jackson record without warning all the parents out there that she had nipples while she was singing
figmentmom
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Ooooooooooooooooh, I've got lots of sympathy...I lost my job at the Pants' McDonald's after I served coffee without first explaining that it was hot...
Wilt Dasney
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Alright, folks, because I have absolutely no life at all..here is the official (cuz I say so) list of everything shoved into Darrel's Pants over the last 45 pages. The list is sorted by who did the shoving (or in the absence of any clear shoving of the item, the person who first mentioned the item in question). Items followed by a question mark are items which may not actually be in the pants, but which were referenced in some way. "Unknown" items are items which were established to be in the pants without any knowledge of who shoved them in. Such items are followed by the name of the person who pointed out their presence in the pants.
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Vince: Volkswagon Beetle, a meatball, “Full House” gang, Matt Groening (?); a sash, a bouquet of roses, and a tiara (for Jer); John Deere mower, Dan Quayle, Great Movie Ride, “Snow White” musical, Billy Ray Cyrus, vat of Heinz ketchup, Big Bird, “Zoobilee Zoo” cast, cast of “Troy” (Orlando Bloom specifically), Bill Nye the Science Guy (with space shuttle)
Brian: Vince, himself, Johnny 5, David Allen Boucher (?), pool table, Freaky Room, a towel (for Laurel), Jar Jar-B-Que sauce (?), Fozzie’s remote control banana crème pie (for Wilt’s Bad Joke Club induction ceremony), Grizz, Santa Claus, Freaky Room toys, big bulldozer load full of marshmallow fluff (proposed); jelly, strawberries and chocolate whipped cream (for Christy); picture of “Pet Monster,” Ultra Bean Burritos and greasy sausages from Fenway Park (fed to Darrel, presumably making it into the pants eventually); The Rolling Kidney Stones, Diarrheosmith, U Pooh, AC/PC, Deadair Assembly (for PantsAPalooza); “Tuck Everlasting” DVD and scotch tape (tuck and tape), gasmask (for Mad to go backstage), Barry White, cloudboy
Mad: four as yet unpacked suitcases from vacation, some assorted sea shells, sand, and needless touristy t-shirts; barrel of margaritas, chocolate chips (?), Nimmy, barnum, Jer’s Red Bull and cigarettes, Erik, Figment1986, Wilt (Mr. D), blue Jell-O shots, pair of Daisy Dukes (?), Entenmann's Low Carb goodies; Disney VISA bill, car payment & phone bill; Chinese restaurant (?), used tissues, IASW (?), fresh Dole Whips, bouncy castle, Brian (again), nurse's uniform, stockings and heels, unisex blue scrub suit and sneakers, Tylenol and Pepto (?), cookie (for Brian)
Laurel: herself, Las Vegas, churro cart, snow cone, whip cream pie, Clay Aiken (?), ride-on tractor, Mai Tai umbrellas, O’Doul’s, Gallo Video (Worcester County’s leader in adult entertainment); ice cream, bananas, whipped cream, hot fudge, caramel, sprinkles, strawberries, pineapple, gummi bears, Oreos, M&Ms, marshmallow topping, and a cherry
Wilt: Rhode Island, Taco Bell (?), bloated, paternalistic local government with welfare benefits, little man with clipboard and glasses from Zoning Board (?)
Scott: rubbing alcohol
Figment 1986: a bunch of old math books from school (around 300 old Discovering Algebra books), the rollercoaster Python, copies of Montu and Kumba and the rest of BGT, scuba gear, Michael Eisner’s Disney stock, old green screen monitor, 50 MB hard drive with 10MB memory and barely internet capable computer that’s been gathering dust since 95, broken PDA, fusion powered laptop with a new card game program which all have a copyright on them (better yet, a flashlight with a broken bulb and a deck of cards missing one of each), prototype computer, mini fridge with great tasting 7-11 chicken parmesan subs in it with a 24 pack of Coke and Pepsi, the old Hard Rock Cafe from USF (full of nothing but fireworks), some Cheeto crumbs, Wendy’s and Chili’s (free drinks in the Imagination Sector, the area where you are free of RoboCop and Johnny 5), secret creation (Son of RNRC), free Cheetos, matter transporter (to send Saget onto the International Space Station), Saget (again), a mall and a prison (prison in the shoes, mall in the middle of no population)(proposed), radio/TV tower, Chili’s (again), Tower of Terror, old Residential Street, new Blue Man Group show followed by KaTonga and Lion King, 3 more XM satellite dishes, secret shipment of borrowed C Squared, Cypress Gardens, Busch Gardens Williamsburg, DL ticket entrance and a bathroom for visitors, Pleasure Island and Church Street Station, Ybor City, beads (to toss), new Mark VII monorail system, movie theater with DVD projector full of Monty Python TV shows and movies (with stuffed dead parrot and shrubbery trail to entrance), machine to make Darrel forget about taxing us, ‘Disney Magic’ cruise ship, old and new Imagination attractions next to each other, Disney history museum plus school and college (proposed), hospital and fire department, empty police department with some Disney security inside, natural gas power plant (experimental version), Shrek’s swamp and the Kingdom of Duloc (without the ghost), alcohol smuggling house, Blizzard beach, the Swamp (Gator Stadium), 20K lagoon and ride building, Typhoon Lagoon and Adventure Island together, refurbished version of River Country, the escaped citizen; the escalator to nowhere, the highspeed rail that never ends, the bathroom that is invisible, and Efcot Center from “The Simpsons;” Simon, MovieCo Theater, courthouse for public records (with deed to Darrel’s shirt)
Jer: DJ HAL 9000 computer, purple car, gagged Roy Disney, leftover Peeps and Cadbury eggs, disco ball, jukebox, the Fonz, Joanie and Chachi, Angela and Tony, General Lee, Daisy Duke, RoboCop, “Queer Eye” guys, Pier 1 Imports, Kinko’s, Chick-Fil-A, Tilt-a-Whirl, funnel cakes stand, Gravitron, Ring Toss, sash that says "Mayor" and a nice hat (?), cronies (?); a jar of cocktail onions, vermouth (dry) and Gin; Starbuck’s, radio station (95 K-PANTS! Classic Rock... that really rocks... Darrel's Pants! 95.1 FM), Dairy Queen, Arby’s oven mitt guy, Delilah (?), XM satellite dish, Doppler radar detector, Wham! album, gagged and duct taped Roy Disney (again), Bennigan’s, Bender, a cow (for hamburgers and steak BBQ), Dr. Smith, Robot, Mickey ice cream bar, a bloated Stevie Nicks, bulldozer full of peanut butter, water tower, military installation (proposed)
Grizz: skyscraper
barnum42: rope, extra large container of indigestion tablets, boards with "This area is being refurbished for your future enjoyment" signs, the comfy chair and a small shrubbery
Kev: Newman, himself, Hulk Hogan puppet, Beaker
Erik: brave moose, Mad, cheese fondue, a fork, economy-size dishwasher, cell tower, all of New Orleans, Craig, Cookie’s chat cave, 5 dollar bill (to rent out cave)
Craig: disco lights and DJ, seeds from an entire watermelon he ate, WDWMagic paparazzi, Urkel
Kirsten: herself, scones stand (?), Shamu costume (?), HNA, a bar (competing with Figment’s), a good psychologist (?), “Today’s Special” cast (?),
Lauren: Wilt (again)
Christy: David Spade in a mullet, sparkly flapper getup (?), herself (again), Jer’s jobs
figmentmom: mountain of dirty laundry dragged home in suitcases, Visa bills, whirlpool (?)
Erika: air hockey table (?)
Gary: ping pong table, case of penicillin, Declaration of Independence (from Darrel), “New Zoo Review” cast
wsapooh: entire Caribbean, Voyage of the Little Mermaid, Mall of America, Blockbuster Video, monorail
Darrel: taxes and surchage, “Johnny Sokko and His Flying Robot” video (?)
BwanaBob: “The Great Space Coaster” cast (?)
Cookie: baseball bat, stupid lady from pet store
Unknown: dogs (Figment1986), the Spanish Inquisition (barnum42)
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Vince: Volkswagon Beetle, a meatball, “Full House” gang, Matt Groening (?); a sash, a bouquet of roses, and a tiara (for Jer); John Deere mower, Dan Quayle, Great Movie Ride, “Snow White” musical, Billy Ray Cyrus, vat of Heinz ketchup, Big Bird, “Zoobilee Zoo” cast, cast of “Troy” (Orlando Bloom specifically), Bill Nye the Science Guy (with space shuttle)
Brian: Vince, himself, Johnny 5, David Allen Boucher (?), pool table, Freaky Room, a towel (for Laurel), Jar Jar-B-Que sauce (?), Fozzie’s remote control banana crème pie (for Wilt’s Bad Joke Club induction ceremony), Grizz, Santa Claus, Freaky Room toys, big bulldozer load full of marshmallow fluff (proposed); jelly, strawberries and chocolate whipped cream (for Christy); picture of “Pet Monster,” Ultra Bean Burritos and greasy sausages from Fenway Park (fed to Darrel, presumably making it into the pants eventually); The Rolling Kidney Stones, Diarrheosmith, U Pooh, AC/PC, Deadair Assembly (for PantsAPalooza); “Tuck Everlasting” DVD and scotch tape (tuck and tape), gasmask (for Mad to go backstage), Barry White, cloudboy
Mad: four as yet unpacked suitcases from vacation, some assorted sea shells, sand, and needless touristy t-shirts; barrel of margaritas, chocolate chips (?), Nimmy, barnum, Jer’s Red Bull and cigarettes, Erik, Figment1986, Wilt (Mr. D), blue Jell-O shots, pair of Daisy Dukes (?), Entenmann's Low Carb goodies; Disney VISA bill, car payment & phone bill; Chinese restaurant (?), used tissues, IASW (?), fresh Dole Whips, bouncy castle, Brian (again), nurse's uniform, stockings and heels, unisex blue scrub suit and sneakers, Tylenol and Pepto (?), cookie (for Brian)
Laurel: herself, Las Vegas, churro cart, snow cone, whip cream pie, Clay Aiken (?), ride-on tractor, Mai Tai umbrellas, O’Doul’s, Gallo Video (Worcester County’s leader in adult entertainment); ice cream, bananas, whipped cream, hot fudge, caramel, sprinkles, strawberries, pineapple, gummi bears, Oreos, M&Ms, marshmallow topping, and a cherry
Wilt: Rhode Island, Taco Bell (?), bloated, paternalistic local government with welfare benefits, little man with clipboard and glasses from Zoning Board (?)
Scott: rubbing alcohol
Figment 1986: a bunch of old math books from school (around 300 old Discovering Algebra books), the rollercoaster Python, copies of Montu and Kumba and the rest of BGT, scuba gear, Michael Eisner’s Disney stock, old green screen monitor, 50 MB hard drive with 10MB memory and barely internet capable computer that’s been gathering dust since 95, broken PDA, fusion powered laptop with a new card game program which all have a copyright on them (better yet, a flashlight with a broken bulb and a deck of cards missing one of each), prototype computer, mini fridge with great tasting 7-11 chicken parmesan subs in it with a 24 pack of Coke and Pepsi, the old Hard Rock Cafe from USF (full of nothing but fireworks), some Cheeto crumbs, Wendy’s and Chili’s (free drinks in the Imagination Sector, the area where you are free of RoboCop and Johnny 5), secret creation (Son of RNRC), free Cheetos, matter transporter (to send Saget onto the International Space Station), Saget (again), a mall and a prison (prison in the shoes, mall in the middle of no population)(proposed), radio/TV tower, Chili’s (again), Tower of Terror, old Residential Street, new Blue Man Group show followed by KaTonga and Lion King, 3 more XM satellite dishes, secret shipment of borrowed C Squared, Cypress Gardens, Busch Gardens Williamsburg, DL ticket entrance and a bathroom for visitors, Pleasure Island and Church Street Station, Ybor City, beads (to toss), new Mark VII monorail system, movie theater with DVD projector full of Monty Python TV shows and movies (with stuffed dead parrot and shrubbery trail to entrance), machine to make Darrel forget about taxing us, ‘Disney Magic’ cruise ship, old and new Imagination attractions next to each other, Disney history museum plus school and college (proposed), hospital and fire department, empty police department with some Disney security inside, natural gas power plant (experimental version), Shrek’s swamp and the Kingdom of Duloc (without the ghost), alcohol smuggling house, Blizzard beach, the Swamp (Gator Stadium), 20K lagoon and ride building, Typhoon Lagoon and Adventure Island together, refurbished version of River Country, the escaped citizen; the escalator to nowhere, the highspeed rail that never ends, the bathroom that is invisible, and Efcot Center from “The Simpsons;” Simon, MovieCo Theater, courthouse for public records (with deed to Darrel’s shirt)
Jer: DJ HAL 9000 computer, purple car, gagged Roy Disney, leftover Peeps and Cadbury eggs, disco ball, jukebox, the Fonz, Joanie and Chachi, Angela and Tony, General Lee, Daisy Duke, RoboCop, “Queer Eye” guys, Pier 1 Imports, Kinko’s, Chick-Fil-A, Tilt-a-Whirl, funnel cakes stand, Gravitron, Ring Toss, sash that says "Mayor" and a nice hat (?), cronies (?); a jar of cocktail onions, vermouth (dry) and Gin; Starbuck’s, radio station (95 K-PANTS! Classic Rock... that really rocks... Darrel's Pants! 95.1 FM), Dairy Queen, Arby’s oven mitt guy, Delilah (?), XM satellite dish, Doppler radar detector, Wham! album, gagged and duct taped Roy Disney (again), Bennigan’s, Bender, a cow (for hamburgers and steak BBQ), Dr. Smith, Robot, Mickey ice cream bar, a bloated Stevie Nicks, bulldozer full of peanut butter, water tower, military installation (proposed)
Grizz: skyscraper
barnum42: rope, extra large container of indigestion tablets, boards with "This area is being refurbished for your future enjoyment" signs, the comfy chair and a small shrubbery
Kev: Newman, himself, Hulk Hogan puppet, Beaker
Erik: brave moose, Mad, cheese fondue, a fork, economy-size dishwasher, cell tower, all of New Orleans, Craig, Cookie’s chat cave, 5 dollar bill (to rent out cave)
Craig: disco lights and DJ, seeds from an entire watermelon he ate, WDWMagic paparazzi, Urkel
Kirsten: herself, scones stand (?), Shamu costume (?), HNA, a bar (competing with Figment’s), a good psychologist (?), “Today’s Special” cast (?),
Lauren: Wilt (again)
Christy: David Spade in a mullet, sparkly flapper getup (?), herself (again), Jer’s jobs
figmentmom: mountain of dirty laundry dragged home in suitcases, Visa bills, whirlpool (?)
Erika: air hockey table (?)
Gary: ping pong table, case of penicillin, Declaration of Independence (from Darrel), “New Zoo Review” cast
wsapooh: entire Caribbean, Voyage of the Little Mermaid, Mall of America, Blockbuster Video, monorail
Darrel: taxes and surchage, “Johnny Sokko and His Flying Robot” video (?)
BwanaBob: “The Great Space Coaster” cast (?)
Cookie: baseball bat, stupid lady from pet store
Unknown: dogs (Figment1986), the Spanish Inquisition (barnum42)
Wilt Dasney
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aww....how nice
(hopefully, this one comes with more accessories than the last one) :lol:
figmentmom
Well-Known Member
Wilt, that was, indeed, a most bodacious chronicle! I hereby nominate you for the coveted post of "Darrel's Pants Supreme Archivist."
MouseMadness
Well-Known Member
*Spittake* LMAO!! :lol:
WDWFREAK53
Well-Known Member
I hereby nominate Wilt to be the "Caretaker of the Pants"
(another CoP if you will
)
You really got everything there :lol:
Does anyone else feel that someone else could do a better job or be better off in the position at hand?
(BJ...by the way...you went above and beyond the call of duty here...now...get a life! :lol: )
(another CoP if you will
)You really got everything there :lol:
Does anyone else feel that someone else could do a better job or be better off in the position at hand?
(BJ...by the way...you went above and beyond the call of duty here...now...get a life! :lol: )
Wilt Dasney
Well-Known Member
Originally posted by WDWFREAK53
I hereby nominate Wilt to be the "Caretaker of the Pants"
(another CoP if you will
You really got everything there :lol:
Does anyone else feel that someone else could do a better job or be better off in the position at hand?
(BJ...by the way...you went above and beyond the call of duty here...now...get a life! :lol: )
*bows*
just so you know, I took a whole 2 hour break from the boards after posting that, just so it wouldn't seem like I spend too much time here
*gives BJ the one ring to rule them all*
All hail, BJ, Lord of the Pants! *bows* :sohappy: :sohappy: :sohappy:
All hail, BJ, Lord of the Pants! *bows* :sohappy: :sohappy: :sohappy:
WDWFREAK53
Well-Known Member
Since it's Friday...
why not throw in these 4 dudes!?!?!
why not throw in these 4 dudes!?!?!
MouseMadness
Well-Known Member
Originally posted by Wilt Dasney
*bows*
just so you know, I took a whole 2 hour break from the boards after posting that, just so it wouldn't seem like I spend too much time here
*Spittake* TWO HOURS???
HOW DID YOU SURVIVE??