What a wisecracker
*Sung like a 1980s TV jingle*Sadly, the much anticipated announcement of the high tech $34M Mary Poppins carousel is marred when sources reveal that chappie bought bought a used carousel from a defunct carnival and borrowed screens from Universal to "up-theme" it. In addition, guests will be issued costumes to wear while riding.
He is rumored to have said that up-theming is superior to the previous "plussing" performed by Imagineering. "It adds to our margin, can upcharge to allow advanced costume selection and further shows how our guests ARE the show.
In other rumors, Chappie also recently purchased a $34M yacht.
When guests are mad,
'cause things are crappy,
Who do ya blame,
But Good ol' Chappie