EpcotServo
Well-Known Member
:lol:
Are you D23?
"well, if you're calling us Disney fans by a number and putting us on some kind of list, I guess...yeah, technically..."
Are you Gold or Silver D23?
"Wait. I thought we were all D23?"
Fine. Be that way. don't see the value in it. Be left out. We don't care. WE'RE D23.
"Ok, Ok. Gold I guess..."
That'll be $79.95 please.
"what? What the! That's outrageous!"
But you get so many free extras.
"They aren't free! They're 80 flippin' bucks!"
And we have a Magazine.
"So do Soap Operas!"
So you don't want the Magazine.
"I didn't want to do any of this in the first place! I was happy as a Disney Fan!"
Ugghhh...Don't get me started on Disney Fans.
"They're your frickin' fanbase! They support your company!"
Yeah, but they won't even pay us so they can call themselves better. Better than...You people...
"So you're asking Disney Fans to pay for literally nothing except for the ability to call themselves better than...Disney fans?"
One "Silver" membership, $34.95 please.
"Fine. FINE. I guess that's better...Guess I'll just sell my plasma every tuesday so I can read an E-Letter celebrating the 20th anniversery of Herbie Goes Bananas..."
Don't mumble!
"Ghflhfgghhh..." -walks into crowd-
Ok, you gold D23s go over there, and the silver...uhhh. Just stand over there somehow.
-the crowd parts-
There.
"Wh...Why can't I stand over there?"
Oh you're silver. They're gold.
"But I thought this was to include all Disney fans under one, non-secular brand able, power corporation branding name?"
Well, yeah...just some of you guys are more...golden then others.
"You mean they're even better than us, we're below them, but collectively we're all better than pesky Disney fans who ask...questions...?"
No...No...yes.
"I'm starting to think that none of us are really being treated special."
No, not at all! Here...Everyone kick in 5 bucks for something REALLY special.
There. Wasn't that special?
Are you D23?
"well, if you're calling us Disney fans by a number and putting us on some kind of list, I guess...yeah, technically..."
Are you Gold or Silver D23?
"Wait. I thought we were all D23?"
Fine. Be that way. don't see the value in it. Be left out. We don't care. WE'RE D23.
"Ok, Ok. Gold I guess..."
That'll be $79.95 please.
"what? What the! That's outrageous!"
But you get so many free extras.
"They aren't free! They're 80 flippin' bucks!"
And we have a Magazine.
"So do Soap Operas!"
So you don't want the Magazine.
"I didn't want to do any of this in the first place! I was happy as a Disney Fan!"
Ugghhh...Don't get me started on Disney Fans.
"They're your frickin' fanbase! They support your company!"
Yeah, but they won't even pay us so they can call themselves better. Better than...You people...
"So you're asking Disney Fans to pay for literally nothing except for the ability to call themselves better than...Disney fans?"
One "Silver" membership, $34.95 please.
"Fine. FINE. I guess that's better...Guess I'll just sell my plasma every tuesday so I can read an E-Letter celebrating the 20th anniversery of Herbie Goes Bananas..."
Don't mumble!
"Ghflhfgghhh..." -walks into crowd-
Ok, you gold D23s go over there, and the silver...uhhh. Just stand over there somehow.
-the crowd parts-
There.
"Wh...Why can't I stand over there?"
Oh you're silver. They're gold.
"But I thought this was to include all Disney fans under one, non-secular brand able, power corporation branding name?"
Well, yeah...just some of you guys are more...golden then others.
"You mean they're even better than us, we're below them, but collectively we're all better than pesky Disney fans who ask...questions...?"
No...No...yes.
"I'm starting to think that none of us are really being treated special."
No, not at all! Here...Everyone kick in 5 bucks for something REALLY special.
There. Wasn't that special?