corrupt a wish

[britdaw]

Granted, but all their rides are really boring and you fall asleep inside.

I wish admission to WDW was free for me and my family.

 

[kfergdisney]

Granted but all the rides and attractions are being refurbished.

I wish I could buy at least one item in every shopping location in every WDW resort.

 

[MOXOMUMD]

Granted, you need to buy new suitcases to get it all home.

I wish I could keep up with all these games.

 

[kfergdisney]

Granted, keeping up with all the games has made you neglect every other aspect of your life...including showering.

I wish I could pick a time to go to WDW next year. Decisions are the worst.

 

[trr1]

granted but the mouse out front will tell you its closed

I wish to see a movie next weekend

 

[MOXOMUMD]

Granted, you have free tickets to Godzilla Vs. Barney.

I wish to never see Godzilla Vs. Barney.

 

[MinnieM123]

Granted, you can listed to the audio version of Gozilla Vs Barney instead.

I wish I could have a scenic helicopter ride over all of WDW.

 

[kfergdisney]

Granted but it is a single rider...and it runs on gas....not the liquid kind

I wish it was 75 degrees outside.

 

[catmom46]

Granted but you can only enjoy it while in a plastic bubble.

I wish I was back at WDW right now.

 

[MinnieM123]

Granted, but since you already spent all your money at WDW on last week's trip, you have no money left for dinner at BOG--so, you have to wash dishes in the kitchen to pay for your meal.

I wish that @catmom46 didn't have to wash dishes to have a nice meal at BOG.

 

[catmom46]

Awww, thanks! Granted, but instead of washing dishes at BOG I now need to clean the toilets.

I wish that any of @MinnieM123's wishes could be granted!

 

[MinnieM123]

Granted, all of my wishes have come true, and now I'm bored . . .

I wish MK would bring back the old Skyway.

 

[catmom46]

Granted, but now it only goes 10 feet above the ground.

I wish all the yummy pastries and sweets at WDW had no calories!

 

[MinnieM123]

Granted, they all have no calories if you don't eat them.

I wish DHS reverted back to Disney's MGM Studios, when it had a more fun, cohesive theme.

 

[catmom46]

Granted, but now a one-day ticket costs twice as much as MK!

I wish the Haunted Mansion at Disneyland had an interactive queue like at WDW.

 

[MinnieM123]

Granted, but now a one-day ticket costs twice as much as MK!

I wish the Haunted Mansion at Disneyland had an interactive queue like at WDW.

Granted. They plan to add the interactive queue at HM in Disneyland by 2040. Enjoy.

I wish WDW would add more seating areas to their restaurants.

 

[catmom46]

Granted, but now it will take twice as long to get your food, since they didn't hire more staff.

I wish WDW would add more misters throughout the parks.

 

[MOXOMUMD]

Granted they add Mister Rogers, Mister Greenjeans, and Mister T.

I wish I had a POTC pinball game.

 

[catmom46]

Granted, but just like the ride, it's in desperate need of repair.

I wish I had collars for my dogs like the ones in Up.

 

[MOXOMUMD]

Granted they make your dogs sound like Stitch.

I wish for a dog as sweet as Dug.