corrupt a wish

[MinnieM123]

Granted, your new dog is just as sweet as Dug, but he continually barks all day long.

I wish I had enough money to stay at the Yellowstone Presidential Suite at Wilderness Lodge.

 

[kfergdisney]

Granted, but it is under repair, you have to sleep on the floor, only have hot water for 30 seconds and you cannot go to the parks because you spent so much money on the room!!

I wish we would officially know what they are doing to Hollywood Studios...to make it better...and leave the Osborne Lights.

 

[MOXOMUMD]

Granted the Osborne Lights are only white this year so they must be viewed with sunglasses.

I wish I had an Osborne display for my house.

 

[catmom46]

Granted, but you can never turn it off and your electric bill becomes so huge you can no longer afford trips to WDW!

I wish I had a teleporter so I can instantly visit WDW whenever I want.

 

[MinnieM123]

Granted, but a new Frozen attraction was just built over the teleporter landing pad at WDW; and since there's no place to park your teleporter now, you have to return home.

I wish I could ride up front with the driver, in the WDW Railroad locomotive, so that I could sound the loud train's whistle!

 

[MOXOMUMD]

Granted, but it's a steamy ride.

I wish I could ride next to the Ferry Captain on a ride from TTC to the park.

 

[trr1]

granted but its in the closet

i wish we all were at Disney world for 2 months

 

[catmom46]

Granted, but we all have to stay together for the entire 2 months and by the end of it we're all sick of each other and never chat online again (yeah, somehow I don't see that happening )

I wish we could rent Disney World just for all of us for a weekend.

 

[MOXOMUMD]

Granted all the CMs have the weekend off.

I wish there was a WDW Dessert of the Month Club.

 

[MinnieM123]

Granted, but the Dessert of the Month Club is only served to its members on-site at WDW, and you can't afford the airfare to fly there each month.

I wish that @MOXOMUMD would join the Jelly of the Month Club instead, because they deliver to your home. (They're not Disney, but you'd never run out of jelly.)

 

[Dead2009]

Granted, but you're not getting the flavors of jelly that are your favorites.

I wish Disney would make actual horror movies revolving around their characters.

 

[tcool]

Granted, but there really bad Straight to DVD films

I wish @Star Butterfly has a good rest of summer

 

[MalmechFigment]

granted, but I have to not get a bucket hat

i wish for a million more wishes

 

[MinnieM123]

Granted, but your wishes are doled out just one per year.

I wish I was floating in an inner tube now, in the lazy river at Blizzard Beach.

 

[tcool]

Granted, but while you float you have to defend yourself from a Brazilian Tour Group that has surrounded you, and began to chant.

I wish @MinnieM123 had earplugs

 

[catmom46]

Granted, but they're made of paper and fall apart as she tries to swim away from the group but is unsuccessful, and so they are still surrounding her, chanting.

I wish @MinnieM123 had a whole bunch of selfie sticks to throw to the sides of the river, so she can get away as the group scrambles to grab them.

 

[MinnieM123]

Granted, but the selfie sticks are wet and slide back into the water, so the group doesn't move and just continues on chanting as usual.

I wish I could be a Tigger character in the parks and entertain people all day.

 

[MalmechFigment]

Granted, but you faint due to it being the hottest day ever

I wish @MinnieM123 was okay after the fainting.

 

[MinnieM123]

Granted, but the hospital emergency room bill uses up the rest of my Disney vacation money, so I have to go home.

I wish I could faint into Captain Jack Sparrow's arms.

 

[MOXOMUMD]

Granted, he's had too much rum and drops you.

I wish Jack Sparrow catches @MinnieM123.