corrupt a wish

[trr1]

granted but she knees him in the privates

i wish WDW wont cut the budgets for toy story or star wars lands

 

[MOXOMUMD]

Granted, there won't be any refurbs for five years.

I wish summer wasn't ending so soon.

 

[MinnieM123]

Granted, it's been arranged for you to move tomorrow to Fiji, where it's summer weather year round; but no time to sell your present house, so you'll have to get a job right away so you can buy food to survive.

I wish the MK wasn't so crowded with people.

 

[networkpro]

Granted, but its only between the hours of 1 and 6 am.

I wish Eat to the Beat could attract better acts for performance.

 

[catmom46]

(This year's series looks pretty good to me! There are at least 9-10 artists I would love to see.)

Granted, but instead of eating you'll need to do calisthenics during the performances.

I wish I could go to Dapper Day this year.

 

[MinnieM123]

Granted, you arrive at 11:59 p.m. at Dapper Day, and get one minute to enjoy it.

I wish WDW was built in a state with a cooler climate.

 

[trr1]

granted it was built in Alaska

I wish I owned the Disney company

 

[MinnieM123]

Granted, but you're so busy running the company, that you have no time to enjoy the rides in your parks.

I wish I had free WDW park passes for life.

 

[networkpro]

Granted, but you're so busy running the company, that you have no time to enjoy the rides in your parks.

I wish I had free WDW park passes for life.

Granted, but your newly discovered allergy to popcorn where even the smell makes you break out in hives makes it a not so magical experience.

I wish I had a Jack Sparrow popcorn bucket.

 

[MinnieM123]

Granted, you receive the bucket but there's no popcorn in it.

I wish I could zip around the 7 Seas Lagoon in a Sea Raycer tomorrow, instead of going to work.

 

[RMichael21]

Granted, you get fired for missing work.

I wish I had a lifetime supply of Mickey Premium Bars

 

[MinnieM123]

Granted, you get fired for missing work.

I wish I had a lifetime supply of Mickey Premium Bars

Granted, but after a a few weeks, you get sick of eating them.

I wish I was a veterinary technician, and could work with the animals in Animal Kingdom park.

 

[MOXOMUMD]

Granted but your main job is brushing gorilla teeth.

I wish I had a sundae from The Plaza.

 

[networkpro]

Granted but your fingers are temporarily paralyzed for half an hour after you get it.

I wish the Penny Arcade still existed on Main Street

 

[trr1]

granted but due to inflation its now $2

I wish I was at Yeeha Bobs show

 

[MinnieM123]

Granted, but when you go there, he's on vacation; and a substitute Yeeha Bob fills in and isn't as entertaining.

I wish @trr1 could return to Port Orleans Riverside, to see the real Yeeha Bob, after he returns from vacation.

 

[networkpro]

Granted but the severity of the migraine @trr1 developed makes it too excruciating to bear.

I wish Disney Springs roadwork was completed.

 

[MinnieM123]

Granted, but you have to reserve months ahead of time with Fastpass +, when you want to drive your car there.

I wish I could meet Olaf at WDW.

 

[networkpro]

Granted, but the magic has waned a bit, he's currently being served in a dixie cup.

I wish Epcot had an exotic foreign food such as Bagels.

 

[Flyersgirl17]

Granted but you have a gluten allergy and cannot eat them

I wish they'd have a meet and greet with Ursula