Cheesy WDW Pickup lines?

[k.hunter30]

The wait time for my heart is 75 minutes, but I'll give you the last Fastpass.
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Awww

 

[Wilt Dasney]

Awww

Sounds like that one might have potential. :lookaroun :lol:

 

[meryll83]

Anyone had success with any of these "gems"? :ROFLOL:

 

[erasure fan1]

Ive been on all the rides at Disney but you look like the most fun. :lookaroun

 

[DznyGrlSD]

The only Disney pickup lines I can think of involve Vista Way, a gallon of bleach, Walgreens, and Pennicilin :zipit: :lol: :lookaroun

AMEN!

 

[Bingaling]

this one was actually used on me at a party up at school once...

"I'm no Aladdin, but you can sure ride my magic carpet."

... i was speechless. then i laughed.:lol:

 

[hcswingfield]

I wished upon a star, and here you are!

You are the dream my heart has been wishing for.

 

[ChuckFromCanada]

It's actual..it's factual...your gonna get wet.

 

[GhostHostMatt]

:ROFLOL:wow:ROFLOL: These are hilarious!!:lol:

 

[Imaginationeer]

Pirates:
"You're not Mr. Gibbs, but you can sleep with this pig"
"Hows about a nice juicy bone"
Haunted Mansion
"Is this _____ actually stretching, or is it your imagination?"
"Don't touch your pants, I will lower them for you"

More to come...

 

[PineapplePrincess]

If someone would please PM me the naughty ones too, I'd be forever grateful! It's been a long school year with my 5th graders, and I sure could use some laughs. . . and a drink!

 

[Imaginationeer]

"Forget about Stitch, wanna see another creature escape?"
"I'll take you Soarin'"
Nemo-"In my big blue bed..." Add Music
ToT-"That zipper is opening again, and this time it's opening for you"
Star Tours-"It was my first time, and i'm still getting used to my programming!"

 

[Imaginationeer]

Could someone PM those naughty ones to me too! Thanks!

 

[maggiegrace1]

I LOVE this thread...

 

[Rozzie]

Could someone also PM me the naughty ones. This thread is funny.:ROFLOL:

 

[JCAEdge21]

can someone also PM me the dirty ones??

 

[maggiegrace1]

What a dirty group we seem to have here....

 

[DonaldDuck34]

could some1 also pm me the dirty ones please i would like a good laugh

 

[aladdinjrstar]

THIS IS REALLY MESSED UP I JUST MADE IT UP

In the Test Track part of the hot area.

WOW is it hot in here or is it just you?

 

[CMSomeday]

Ready for an itzakadoozie?