Before we begin take this with a healthy dose of good humor. Also realize that there are no wrong answers, everyone is right with their own opinion and a special little Frozen snowflake... Unless you hate Frozen.
First and foremost thank you powers that be for putting me in charge of policy over all the WDW parks. I know your choice was a tough one and my many hours of experience in your parks of course make me the ideal candidate So let's talk change people!
First, Groups larger than 25 MUST be broken done into separate groups of 10 or less and must have a WDW employee in each small group as a chaperone. The group must also wear matching outfits for the duration of their stay.
Second, due to safety concerns and general -baggery the following items are now banned:
-Selfie Sticks
-iPads which are used as cameras
-Flags on sticks
-Jazzy or other electric scooters*
-Double, Triple, Quadruple Strollers**
*See Third Rule
**See Fourth Rule
Third, Traditional wheelchairs will still be allowed or provided for those who require them. You will need to have or find someone to push. If you cannot, an employee will be provided to you for an added cost.
Fourth, Strollers must be single occupancy and conform to strict regulations on length/width/height/weight. Leave the $500 McLaren at home and you might want to look at buying the $20, 1lb. Target umbrella model.
Fifth, Annual passholders and anyone staying on property for more than 7 days will each receive one golden ticket per day of stay or visit which entitles them to walk through the fast pass line of whatever ride once, whenever. Hey, your spending the money, you earned that.
Sixth, Construction on the themed lands for both Pixar AND Star Wars will begin immediately. Destruction of the Avatar lands will also begin immediately.
Seventh, The adventurers club will be hosting it's grand re-opening before the end of the summer.
Thank you all, and have a magical day.
First and foremost thank you powers that be for putting me in charge of policy over all the WDW parks. I know your choice was a tough one and my many hours of experience in your parks of course make me the ideal candidate So let's talk change people!
First, Groups larger than 25 MUST be broken done into separate groups of 10 or less and must have a WDW employee in each small group as a chaperone. The group must also wear matching outfits for the duration of their stay.
Second, due to safety concerns and general -baggery the following items are now banned:
-Selfie Sticks
-iPads which are used as cameras
-Flags on sticks
-Jazzy or other electric scooters*
-Double, Triple, Quadruple Strollers**
*See Third Rule
**See Fourth Rule
Third, Traditional wheelchairs will still be allowed or provided for those who require them. You will need to have or find someone to push. If you cannot, an employee will be provided to you for an added cost.
Fourth, Strollers must be single occupancy and conform to strict regulations on length/width/height/weight. Leave the $500 McLaren at home and you might want to look at buying the $20, 1lb. Target umbrella model.
Fifth, Annual passholders and anyone staying on property for more than 7 days will each receive one golden ticket per day of stay or visit which entitles them to walk through the fast pass line of whatever ride once, whenever. Hey, your spending the money, you earned that.
Sixth, Construction on the themed lands for both Pixar AND Star Wars will begin immediately. Destruction of the Avatar lands will also begin immediately.
Seventh, The adventurers club will be hosting it's grand re-opening before the end of the summer.
Thank you all, and have a magical day.
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