RustySpork
Oscar Mayer Memer
You are absolutely right. It is just a theme park and they could throw F16 fighter planes in there strafing the pirates ships... but then that would be completely ridiculous which is what I view your suggestions of making the women look like something they were not. If you want to see Wonder Woman I think she pops up now and again at Six Flags.
What do Wall, Bonny, Read, and O'Malley all have in common?
They were pirates, and they were women. They also weren't the only women who were pirates.