Or perhaps it could go something more like this, "Kids, Disney has taken all of the fun out of vacationing and you now have to have a reservation just to go tinkle. They are wasting money on stupid things like interactive queues while rides with major malfunctions get a turned eye to them. They also fail to do anything about unruly guests, such as tour groups and cheer/football squads, while they turn the other eye because it's good for financial business. Did I mention that although they consider you a child, they want to charge you as an adult? Well kids, it was a good talk, sorry that you had to learn the cold, harsh reality about the Most Magical Place on Earth. I love you guys!"
Ok, maybe a bit extreme, but I'm in a goofy mood and I'm at work, so I decided to have a good laugh. And before I get the usual folks worked up, I won't be getting FP's for a time that won't work for us. Not because it's the moral thing to do, but because we won't be on property next month, so we won't have ADR's or anything else to disrupt our FP usage. I hate to say it, but after having a family talk, WDW will be seeing much less of our money and time, and we'll focus more on Universal and other offerings, or we'll jsut head out west.