Big Ball wand hate? Why?

[Mansion Butler]

The wand stole my wallet. Then it told me Mickey Mouse was actually a person in a costume.

That's why I hate the wand.:fork:



:lookaroun

It called my mama fat.

 

[Pumbas Nakasak]

Wait. . . are you gonna tell me that for nearly 20 years, EPCOT didn't work? And that it's healthier now than ever?

Well something was going wrong in recent years, or was a drop in attendance down to JIYI .1.02, or the wand????

 

[Mansion Butler]

Well something was going wrong in recent years, or was a drop in attendance down to JIYI .1.02, or the wand????

The wand, obviously. Now that it's down, JII will magically transform to a good ride, Nemo will fade from existence and Mission: Space will be thrilling for the people who can take it, won't make anyone sick, and will have the best maintenance on property.

See? Magic!