mickEblu
Well-Known Member
Everything is subjective, but in this case, Mr. "I'm Going to Florida But Oh, Wait, I'm Not and Ya Know, I'm Just Gonna Go Along With All These Crappy Changes and Keep Giving Disney My Money" is talking about a physically thrilling ride, which Rise Before Dawn and Closed Longer Than It Was Open is anything but. It just glides slowly down hallways until the extremely brief hectic end bit.
There you have it folks. How is it that the drunken middle aged man who goes to Disneyland solo 5 times a week to ride Haunted Mansion 100 times gets it and not you guys?