Ask MKT!!

[mkt]

Have a question you need answered? Need some insight into your future? Wanna see what gibberish I can spout off?

Ask away in this thread!!

 

[WDWScottieBoy]

Miss Cleo, sorry, Rob,

Can you give me tomorrow's winning numbers here in IL for the lotto? Also, what do you see in near and distant future? As far as the gibberish, can you give me their alphabet, I always wanted to learn how to speak it! Hmm...in all seriousness, I have been wanting to work for something affiliated with Disney or someone that does things Disney. Since I feel like a "know-it-all" in some aspects of the WDW Co. I would like to do something about it. I have been wanting to write in to Birnbaum's asking if there was any way I could be their Teen expert. Do you know of anyone else that could use a "WDW Teen Expert" on their staff by any chance? Mom told me I should get a second job and I will only do it if it is something Disney, hands down.

 

[mkt]

I see 6 numbers being selected.... all ranging between 1 and 52. None will be repeated, and it is highly unlikely the numbers will be in any sequence.

I see things happening in the near and distant future. People will do things, and time will continue moving on.

Gibberish.. the alphabet is A, B, Q, 3, Zed, Omega, Stella

and Disney teen expert. I don't specialize in any deals with the dark side.. sorry.

 

[WDWScottieBoy]

Thanks for the help and advice, I'm set for life. I highly recommend this man to anyone who would like help/advice. He did everything I asked him! Way to go mkt, you're the man!

 

[ogryn]

Are Cocktails really ladies' drinks? (cause I secretly enjoy a woo-woo)

Is Summer ever going to arrive?

Should I eat these Chocolate PopTarts now or later?

 

[mkt]

cocktails are gentlemen's drinks... just if you're the type of gentlemen that drinks them, you should have a slight increase of estrogen in your blood.

summer will never arrive in Southampton. Perhaps in Northampton, but never south.

Chocolate poptarts... feed em to your dog

 

[GenerationX]

Why do fools fall in love?

Should I stay or should I go?

What's the frequency, Kenneth?

 

[mkt]

1- Why do lovers await the break of the day? Why does the rain fall from up above? The answer is easy. Condensation and Insomnia. Move to Arizona and take lots of sleeping pills.

2- If you go there will be trouble, and if you stay it will be double. So cut your losses and go.

3- Lay off the Benzedrine, and seek help. And the frequency is 105.9fm

 

[ogryn]

damn... he's good!

Q: Why are men obsessed with ?

Q: Why are Chav's/Pikey's/Townies such a pain in the backside?

 

[disney_nutter]

What do you get when you fall in love?

Also how do stop lossing my hair im onlt 20 but its starting to slip away

 

[The Mom]

What do you get when you fall in love?

"You only get tears and pain and sorrow, so for at least until tomorrow, I'll never fall in love again."

Sorry, mkt, I couldn't resist. :kiss:

 

[bammwill]

I have a question. What is the web address to order items from disneyworld. I need to find the cinderella castle we saw in the store for my daughters 3rd birthday!

 

[DMC-12]

3- Lay off the Benzedrine, and seek help. And the frequency is 105.9fm

Ooooooo thats "Chicago's Talk... That Rocks" station... (an Infinity Broadcasting Station) :lookaroun

Howard (Stern) in the Morning....

Kevin in the Mid-days

And Dahl in the afternoon...

lol sorry... :lol: :wave:

 

[garyhoov]

How do blind people know when they're done wiping their butts?

 

[General Grizz]

How do blind people know when they're done wiping their butts?

I think you get today's award. :lol:

 

[barnum42]

Nobody answered this one in another forum:

You eat food all colours of the rainbow. Why does it all come out brown?

 

[MichRX7]

You eat food all colours of the rainbow. Why does it all come out brown?

Really now, does it always come out brown? Maybe sometimes black, green, and if you are really bad off, white.

Granted it ain't like Skittles...

Hmm...maybe this conversation should just "end..."

 

[missy28]

I got one for you, MKT...

Why is a good-looking, well educated, gainfully employed 30 year old gal like myself single?

Also, will you be around Labor Day weekend? (I'd like to meet the famous MKT...)

 

[Mr Bill]

I believe you have my stapler?

 

[EnSkywalker]

Why do hot dogs come in packages of 10 and hot dog buns in packages of 8?

Why do you have to buy "bun-length" hot dogs? Shouldn't the buns already be the size of the hot dog?