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[Legacy]

Does misery love company?

What's the meaning of life?

What is it like to be a bi-ped bovine that liked to run around in a fog-filled, stobe-ladden alley while off-duty cops punch you?

 

[Erika]

How do blind people know when they're done wiping their butts?

GARY! I have a VERY humorous story involving that very question. I'll have to PM ya later, when my nails are dry and I can type a little faster.

 

[garyhoov]

GARY! I have a VERY humorous story involving that very question. I'll have to PM ya later, when my nails are dry and I can type a little faster.

I have to admit . . . I'm just a little bit afraid.:lookaroun

 

[Legacy]

GARY! I have a VERY humorous story involving that very question. I'll have to PM ya later, when my nails are dry and I can type a little faster.

Hey Erika, could you send that my way? I think Gary's comment was the funniest thing I've read on the boards in a long time.

 

[SpongeScott]

GARY! I have a VERY humorous story involving that very question. I'll have to PM ya later, when my nails are dry and I can type a little faster.

PM? Heck, Erika, the whole board wants to hear this story!

(Gary, forward it to me when you get it)

 

[Legacy]

Hey Erika, if it's a dirty dirty story... then well I guess it will open to interpretation then, won't it?

:lol:

 

[Erika]

:lol: Alright, anyone who wants the story, PM me for it and I'll send it along.

You three- it's on the way.

 

[garyhoov]

:lol: :lol: :lol: That was GREAT, Erika!






Unfortunately the question still remains . . .:lookaroun

 

[Woody13]

How do blind people know when they're done wiping their butts?

Depends.

 

[garyhoov]

Hey Erika, if it's a dirty dirty story... then well I guess it will open to interpretation then, won't it?

:lol:

Well it was dirty alright . . .



just not in a good way.

 

[Mr Bill]

What's the meaning of life?

42

 

[Badger Brent]

What time's the 3 o'clock parade???

 

[Wilt Dasney]

1. Why doesn't it surprise me that Rob started this thread and left it to its own devices?

2. Do attractive, single, 30-year-old, Disney-lovin' lawyers from northern GA dig equally single, Disney-lovin', 23-year-old journalists who clean up relatively decently from southern GA? (theoretically...no, seriously, I've ALWAYS wondered) :lookaroun

 

[Foolish Mortal]

Does misery love company?

According to Aerosmith (Somebody), yes it does.

 

[KevinPage]

Have a question you need answered? Need some insight into your future? Wanna see what gibberish I can spout off?

Ask away in this thread!!

OY VEY. You are a glutton for punishment. I'll have to pound some sense into you tomorrow with a Turkey leg to the cranium. I feel bad for the poor turkey leg though :brick: :brick: :brick:

 

[Tim G]

By definition, an island, is only an island when it's completely closed in by water...

By definition is a lake, is only a lake when it's completely closed in by land...


Now, let's split the earth into exactly two pieces.
the first half (top half) consists only land
and the second half (lower half) consists only water...



QUESTION

Is the first half (top half) an island??? (because it's completely closed in by water)

Or is the second half (lower half) a lake??? (because it's completely closed in by land)

 

[missy28]

Yo Wilt Dasney.... I Dig You....

 

[Legacy]

42

I was thinking Citadel.

According to Aerosmith (Somebody), yes it does.

Nope, misery is the Show-Me State.


Bonus points to whoever can tell me what video game those answers are from...

 

[Wilt Dasney]

Hey, missy28...why don't you serve me a summons sometime?



(No, that wasn't lame at all) :lookaroun

 

[MKCP 1985]

Is missy28 goin' tadpoling? :drevil: