Oh god, please tell me you weren't serious with this post...
The places at WDW are fun but no way do they even remotely come close to the real places. Poly is even my favorite resort and in reality it isn't even remotely like visiting the real Hawaii. Snorkeling at Typhoon Lagoon doesn't exactly equivalate to snorkeling in a real bay where you see sea turtles, eels, and gorgeous fish, not to mention an actual wild shark passing you by. Or hiking to the top of a dormant volcano and seeing for miles and miles. Or being able to actually talk to descendants of native Hawaiians at their cultural center and watch their real dances/chants/songs rather than the watered down stuff of the luau.
If you actually think blizzard beach is in any way tied to Alaska...just wow, sorry, but then you don't know much about Alaska. I'd call Blizzard Beach the equivalent of a the bunny hills on the fake ski slopes they create in my state (
Iowa...which is as flat as flat can be. Well, unless you visit Nebraska... ) in terms of comparing BB to Alaska.
And FW and WL equal to the Great Lakes? Have you actually ever been to the great lakes? Lake Superior and Lake Michigan are gorgeous and there are so many unique places. Look up the Painted Rocks National Lakeshore. Or Sault Ste Marie, Michigan. Hey, there you can even learn about the actual history of our country will still seeing beautiful landscapes. I spent many a summer at my grandmother's on LM's shore and in no way do fw and wl come close.
And you are likening Coronado to the actual SW and Badlands? Yeah, because Coronado so reflects the majesty of the Grand Canyon and so much of the real desert... And I would guess you've never actually been to the Badlands. Miles of grassy plain and steep rock that looks almost like it's been painted as the wind has eroded it away to reveal the different sediment layers. Where you can see the prairie dogs and jack rabbits and very endangered black footed ferret for real.
If you were making a joking post, I apologize. But if you weren't...you need to go visit some places before you make any comparison to what Disney has artificially made. The places are fun and silly and you can obviously have a good time at them but if you actually think they come close to the actual places...well, that's just sad