Answering machine messages

Horizons1

Well-Known Member
This message machine is connected to a 5000 volt generator which is connected to this small kitten.*you hear a cat cying in the background*If you hang up before leaving a message,little fluffy here will be roasted.The choice is yours.*Evil Laughter*
 

ISTCrew20

Well-Known Member
Originally posted by Horizons1
This message machine is connected to a 5000 volt generator which is connected to this small kitten.*you hear a cat cying in the background*If you hang up before leaving a message,little fluffy here will be roasted.The choice is yours.*Evil Laughter*

nothing like the smell of kittens roasting:lookaroun
 

Figment1986

Well-Known Member
My sister has a message which Had the grinch in it, durring the Motivation part of the movie, but she changed it to her mostly talking...
 

ISTCrew20

Well-Known Member
Originally posted by Disneyanna0521
some of these are amusing, other...eh...most are dumb

Well, I havent heard any from you hun. I have been here quite long enough, and frankly, I dont like you. Thats my opinion and all, but what were you trying to prove in that post? (and many others)....and the fact that, you didnt add anything yourself, and yet, you shot other people down...I wish you the best in your life, and I feel quite sorry for you, and I feel you have some problems you need to get worked out
 

WDWSwashbuckler

New Member
my current voice mail is "I'm making some major changes in my life right now. So leave a message and if I don't call you back, you're one of those changes."

But some of my favorite ways to answer the phone:
(my last name is Miller)
Thanks for calling Miller morgue, you stab em, we slab em!

Grand Central station, how can i help you?

Was kann ich fuer Sie tun? (people usually hang up.. oh, and that's german for "what can I do for you?")


I have other weird ones... but I can't remember them
 

Woody13

New Member
Originally posted by Disneyanna0521
some of these are amusing, other...eh...most are dumb

How about this one;

"Hello, I'm Disneyanna0521 and gay people are wrong! Have a magical Disney day! Leave a message at the burp..."
 

DMC-12

It's HarmonioUS, NOT HarmoniYOU.
Originally posted by Woody13
How about this one;

"Hello, I'm Disneyanna0521 and gay people are wrong! Have a magical Disney day! Leave a message at the burp..."


LMAO :lol: :zipit:
 

mkt

When a paradise is lost go straight to Disney™
Premium Member
I'm conflicted... I really am. I mean, I've never been too fond of Anna (a feeling which I'm almost certain is reciprocated), but this was still a personal attack. It's sad and funny at the same time..
 

MicBat

Well-Known Member
Originally posted by ISTCrew20
Well, I havent heard any from you hun. I have been here quite long enough, and frankly, I dont like you. Thats my opinion and all, but what were you trying to prove in that post? (and many others)....and the fact that, you didnt add anything yourself, and yet, you shot other people down...I wish you the best in your life, and I feel quite sorry for you, and I feel you have some problems you need to get worked out
Dude... I'm not agreeing with what Anna said, but you dont have any right to attack the girl. *Reads Sig* Have a nice day! :) :wave:
 

Woody13

New Member
Originally posted by mkt
I'm conflicted... I really am. I mean, I've never been too fond of Anna (a feeling which I'm almost certain is reciprocated), but this was still a personal attack. It's sad and funny at the same time..

From a former CM, that's saying a lot! Sorry about your loss.
 

Woody13

New Member
Originally posted by The_CEO
Deal with it, or block my messages.


I don't care.


Oh, should I even quote yours?


Yes, maturity at it's prime!

You know what I hate about answering machine messages? They go on and on, wasting your time. I mean, all they really need to say is, "We aren't in, leave a message." That's why I've decided to keep mine simple and short. I pledge to you, my caller, that you will never have to suffer through another long answering machine message when you call me because I refuse to lecture you about the evils of smoking or the nasty illnesses that can sneak up on you in life if you fail to go to your doctor on a regular basis. Far be it from me to tell anyone how to live their life in peace, although I know the secret and I'll be glad to share it with you but I just don't want to be pushy about it since some folks get their feelings hurt real easy. Oh yeah, by the way...did I tell you to leave a message at the beep?
 

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