My bad, guys. Disney is perfect. They are the angels of all companies. Chapek is my god. I worship him and kiss his feet. Every single dollar I spent was justified and worth it. None of the other things I posted matter. I will forever be in debt to the mouse for my actions. Forgive me, all worthy forum posters. For my actions had consequences. I will never critique the all-time perfect never-make-a-mistake company that is Disney. Even when rides break down and maid service is only half accomplished, I will forever pay in full and tip a billion dollars for their slack. Because I know that Disney is struggling... What, with their increased profits and whatnot.
I, for one, will not cross my heart. I will instead draw three circles in sharpie on my chest and do the magic Mickey dance for my all powerful saint, St. Chapek. Forgive me, Chapek. For I know not of what I speak. I shall forever pay whatever price you demand of me. For the mouse, its merch, and its upcharges, will ALWAYS be worth it.
There was no better time, than now. Disney Parks are in the best management of their lifetimes. I will passionately make love to the taco barges. I will embrace the warmth of the $140 per night motel rooms' AC units that do not go below 68 degrees. I will forever sit on the broken down Its a Small World ride and sing of my cult's song for years to come.
Mickey, forgive me. For I have sinned.