Princess Leia
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Are you Jeff Vader?His death star cafeteria bit was genius
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Are you Jeff Vader?His death star cafeteria bit was genius
Doctor Who?Yeah, seriously, what the heck is that? "Mary Poppins" was Walt's crown jewel, and it portrayed London/Great Britain in a generally flattering light. I realize the movie doesn't dwell much on British history beyond the mentions of King Edward and the Suffragettes, but so what? Would people prefer that TDO build a Tower of London complete with ravens and severed heads and the murdered boy Princes?
I wouldn’t count on it. Disney’s Mary Poppins has been around for 50+ years, I would assume they would go with the tried and true original as opposed to the sequel that no one knows about yet. The original is beloved and is considered one of the greatest films of all time. I see them sticking closely the former.
You'll still need a trayAre you Jeff Vader?
My problem with Mary Poppins is that it is so locked in to the upper middle class la di da representation of a london centric Britain that I had hoped the pavilion would begin to move away from. I also have problems with the nostalgia aspect when it is being used to glorify certain aspects of British history that I believe need better more sensitive context than a theme park attraction. Sure Britain had power but it came at the expense of countless atrocities committed against countless communities. I liked Brave for the ride because it's expression of Scottish mythology was about as non problematic as British history gets and arguably fit much better with the edutainment aspect the park should be sticking to. If we can't have Brave I'm pulling for Sword in the Stone. Of course if Disney weren't so set on pushing an IP focus I'm sure they could produce something that fit much better than any of these; maybe something that focused on Britain's inventors and their contribution to the march towards modernisation or a ride through the stories of the individual nations patron saints?
Britain is honestly a tricky pull for a ride: our individual mythologies don't much influence our current society in the way many other cultures experience, we have very few unifying cultural threads and huge chunks of our history are ghastly to the point of offensive. Great swathes of IP's could fit if the only defining factor was location, but if we want any shred of edutainment that number dwindles down drastically. I see this ride going more the way of the Rat in France than Coco in Mexico when it comes to that factor but I'm still preparing to cringe if what is used to represent us falls in to the misguided nostalgia trap that Poppins would present.
Doctor Who's on first...Doctor Who?
If they're going to do that, 'ere's 'oping they'll update the technology to trackless cars and advanced AA's instead of omnimover and screens...On a side note: I personally am hoping for a Mary Poppins dark ride. Fast moving between scenes like Peter Pan's flight. Song and sound clips and from the movie throughout. The viewpoint should be from the children. Start with the unhapiness they see at home and move to the banking outing. Run on the bank with "stop those children!" The children run away (quick cameo of the creepy poor woman "Granny with hold you!"). They meet Bert and Marry Poppins. Upswing in mood to the chimney tops (steppin' time) then to Uncle Albert'. Uncle Albert tells 'wooden leg named smith' joke. Next scene is Mr. Banks laughing in Dawes Bank at "wooden leg named Smith". Finale of "let's go fly a kite" with Poppins silhouette flying away to the clouds.
Omnimover is a stretch.If they're going to do that, 'ere's 'oping they'll update the technology to trackless cars and advanced AA's instead of omnimover and screens...
Sounds great!A true Fantasyland style dark ride treatment for Mary Poppins is the right way to go, imho. Gimme a gorgeous load/unload mural, fun ride vehicles and that Sherman Bros. score throughout and I’m SET.
A stretch? Does that mean it’s somewhere close to that? If you can’t say that’s fine I know there’s only a finite amount you can tell usOmnimover is a stretch.
I see what ya did there! Hahaha . An omnimover is a STRETCH. AhahahaOmnimover is a stretch.
Oh, how can you miss that shot before open goal!I can accept a Poppins-go-round as long as they leave room for an E-Ticket in the future.
Oh, how can you miss that shot before open goal!
The Poppins ride is a Mary-go-round....
Oh, how can you miss that shot before open goal!
The Poppins ride is a Mary-go-round....
I believe they have.I wonder if they’ve finally come up with a decision for what attraction they want.
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