Are last trip we took my niece who had never been.Well where in the central time zone i tell everybody when we hit ga/tenn line to set there watches ahead an hour.Anyway first morning there the alarm goes off and i realize somebody has set the alarm clock ahead an hour.So my niece speaks up where in differnt time zone and she had to change the time on the alarm clock.:lol:
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Amazingly dumb and sometimes funny things other guests say...
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lunalovegoddess
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Some of my favorite things I've heard at the parks have come from my own kids' mouths. First of all, they both pride themselves on knowing "everything" about Disney World, right? So when someone is talking about an attraction, the kids will helpfully suggest things or try to sway people to choose one attraction over another. One of the best incidents was when they tried to tell someone to skip Test Track because the wait time was almost an hour long. "Oh, I'll just come back in an hour, then." They nicely informed the person that she needs to grab a Fastpass for Test Track first and then she could go to Universe of Energy because "it's 45 minutes of the zany adventures of a lesbian in jeopardy with dinosaurs!"
The person's response (peppered liberally with utter revulsion) was that "I'm not standing in line for 45 minutes to watch lesbians..." when my son tugged on her sleeve.
"Excuse me, but there is no line for Ellen's Energy Adventure."
My daughter got upset, though, and asked if she had a problem with lesbians. Their response: "What do you know, kid? The lesbians are across the lake. I'm not walking all the way around the lake to wait 45 minutes."
My kids were confused, and finally they start thinking hard. My 9 yr old daughter says: "Are you sure that we are talking about the same thing here? Or are you talking about Libyans or Lebanese?"
The person insists that there are lesbians across the lagoon and that she hates eating Lesbians. Well, that got my kids going, and my son, who's 6 says: "You're a bloody cannibal!"
My daughter tries to pull him back, saying, "C'mon; don't let her get to you. She wouldn't know a lesbian if one..." and I covered her mouth because I wasn't entirely sure what she was about to say. Then she smiles and says, "For your information, while you have been arguing with us about the difference between Lesbians and Libyans, you could have been getting your Fastpass. Alas, there are no more Fastpasses available for three hours now." As they walk away, she shouts after the person, "Oh, and FYI: Libya is a country and so is Lebanon. I find it very difficult to confuse the people of those countries with girls who kiss other girls. And, there is no Libya here: It's Morocco."
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The person's response (peppered liberally with utter revulsion) was that "I'm not standing in line for 45 minutes to watch lesbians..." when my son tugged on her sleeve.
"Excuse me, but there is no line for Ellen's Energy Adventure."
My daughter got upset, though, and asked if she had a problem with lesbians. Their response: "What do you know, kid? The lesbians are across the lake. I'm not walking all the way around the lake to wait 45 minutes."
My kids were confused, and finally they start thinking hard. My 9 yr old daughter says: "Are you sure that we are talking about the same thing here? Or are you talking about Libyans or Lebanese?"
The person insists that there are lesbians across the lagoon and that she hates eating Lesbians. Well, that got my kids going, and my son, who's 6 says: "You're a bloody cannibal!"
My daughter tries to pull him back, saying, "C'mon; don't let her get to you. She wouldn't know a lesbian if one..." and I covered her mouth because I wasn't entirely sure what she was about to say. Then she smiles and says, "For your information, while you have been arguing with us about the difference between Lesbians and Libyans, you could have been getting your Fastpass. Alas, there are no more Fastpasses available for three hours now." As they walk away, she shouts after the person, "Oh, and FYI: Libya is a country and so is Lebanon. I find it very difficult to confuse the people of those countries with girls who kiss other girls. And, there is no Libya here: It's Morocco."
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m star
New Member
This one has been beaten to death, but I like the wording when I heard it:
The person in front of us in line was complaining about the wait times, so we asked why they didn't use a fastpass, and started explaining all the wonderful things about it.
They replied: "Oh, I can't afford it."
The person in front of us in line was complaining about the wait times, so we asked why they didn't use a fastpass, and started explaining all the wonderful things about it.
They replied: "Oh, I can't afford it."
Since1976
Well-Known Member
m star said:
With "Park Hopper" passes, "Plus" passes and the like, it's no wonder that people see the word "FastPass" and think that it's something they have to pay for. It would probably help if there were signs reading "FREE!" near the main banner at the distribution machines.
Then again, maybe Disney is just happy maintaining a balance between people who use the passes, and those who are ignorant of them.
robynchic
New Member
This isn't so much dumb, but it's funny, in a "kids say the darndest things" way.
Last winter break, my family was on a bus coming from one of the parks back to our resort, and there's this little four-year-old girl with a birthday button. So I turn to her (we were all standing) and I said "Happy birthday. How old are you?" (Once a CM, ALWAYS a CM...you can't get out of it!) And her mom said that she was 4. The little girl started talking to me, asking how old I am, who am I with, how did i know it was her birthday. I told her "Well, I work here, but I'm on vacation with my family. I saw your button." Then the little girl turns to her mom.
"Mommy, can I work here one day?" "I'm sure you can, sweetie?" "Okay. I want to go to kindergarten, and then school. And then I want to go to college, and work in Disney World. Then I'm going to find Prince Charming, just like Cinderella, and we'll get married then pick up our baby from the doctor, right?" The mom said "Something like that, sweetie..."
OOH! I got another!
I was working at the Tip Board at Epcot one day this summer, and there was a Japanese family having problems with the map and directions. So like the good CM that I am, I went up and asked them if they needed help. They didn't understand English, and lucky for me (and them), I'm fluent in Japanese. So I started talking to them in Japanese. An American family comes up to ask me a question, sees I'm helping the Japanese family, and waits. When I finish talking to the Japanese family, I turn to the American one and say "Can I help you find anything?" The family looked at me with surprise, and the mother said "You know English?"
Last winter break, my family was on a bus coming from one of the parks back to our resort, and there's this little four-year-old girl with a birthday button. So I turn to her (we were all standing) and I said "Happy birthday. How old are you?" (Once a CM, ALWAYS a CM...you can't get out of it!) And her mom said that she was 4. The little girl started talking to me, asking how old I am, who am I with, how did i know it was her birthday. I told her "Well, I work here, but I'm on vacation with my family. I saw your button." Then the little girl turns to her mom.
"Mommy, can I work here one day?" "I'm sure you can, sweetie?" "Okay. I want to go to kindergarten, and then school. And then I want to go to college, and work in Disney World. Then I'm going to find Prince Charming, just like Cinderella, and we'll get married then pick up our baby from the doctor, right?" The mom said "Something like that, sweetie..."
OOH! I got another!
I was working at the Tip Board at Epcot one day this summer, and there was a Japanese family having problems with the map and directions. So like the good CM that I am, I went up and asked them if they needed help. They didn't understand English, and lucky for me (and them), I'm fluent in Japanese. So I started talking to them in Japanese. An American family comes up to ask me a question, sees I'm helping the Japanese family, and waits. When I finish talking to the Japanese family, I turn to the American one and say "Can I help you find anything?" The family looked at me with surprise, and the mother said "You know English?"
MSTINKHERBELL01
New Member
My son continues to repeat this line over and over again since our trip with him last week.
"Your time Machine vehicle will slowly "resitate" (he means rotate) backwards and you will die with it"
I don't know how he got the whole line messed up but he did...and it's killing me.:lol:
"Your time Machine vehicle will slowly "resitate" (he means rotate) backwards and you will die with it"
I don't know how he got the whole line messed up but he did...and it's killing me.:lol:
robynchic
New Member
Connor002 said:Of course they were surprised; didn't you know Americans are [apparently] to stupid to know two languages.:hammer:
Well, of COURSE, Connor! And it's unheard of for an American to be fluent in THREE languages *gasps* I'm a freak!
thread deviation: do any other Americans here know (fluently) at least one other language that isn't common in high school (read: French, Spanish, and German don't count)? I always feel so alone...
MSTINKHERBELL01
New Member
He's not scary just silly. I doubt he'd be into the goth scene in any way. I think he knew that it would make me laugh so off he went.
